"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Future Trophy Wife

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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She's on course for great success in the modern world. Sexy as hell and dumb as a sack of hammers, perfect. All she needs now is breast implants,..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Haha, they can't find the U.S. on a map because they don't have maps.
Great answer!
 

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Assuming this is the same video I saw at break.com my comments are as follows:

I'd still hit it. I'd just ask her not to talk, ...... sounds/moans only. Wife? Hell no!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ace of Flames said:
A true representative of America.
Where's my suitcase? I'm outta' here! :nervous:
 

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Alright...I'll post in her defense, from the way she reacted, she was completely caught of guard by this question, because it is an odd question.

How do you answer that without bashing our education system on public tv?

What about all the other questions she may have answered well. I haven't been following along with miss teen usa, but come on guys?

These are kids, let's not be tooo rough on them. Let them be kids and make funny kid mistakes. :)
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Where's my suitcase? I'm outta' here! :nervous:
Please take me with you. I'm afraid. :(

On a completely unrelated note: Francisco... your post count is... wow. I mean, jeebus dude, when did that happen? The posts, they're like bunnies! :cheer:
 

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"A recent pole suggests that 5th of Americans can't locate U.S. on the world map. Why do you think that is?"


Because the United States is drawn differently on the world map, than it is on the map of United States. It looks different. Daaaa!!
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Please take me with you. I'm afraid. :(

On a completely unrelated note: Francisco... your post count is... wow. I mean, jeebus dude, when did that happen? The posts, they're like bunnies! :cheer:
Having all multiple years of posts in one account without any bans is my real achievement. ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Having all multiple years of posts in one account without any bans is my real achievement. ;)
I wouldn't think that to be so hard. I've done the same.



Then again, look at this forum. :crazy:
 

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Stuntmann said:
"A recent pole suggests that 5th of Americans can't locate U.S. on the world map. Why do you think that is?"


Because the United States is drawn differently on the world map, than it is on the map of United States. It looks different. Daaaa!!
The thing about the survey is that it only included 500 or so young adults (18-24yo) at random. Not quite a balanced sample in my book. Also, they didn't say whether "Americans" actually meant citizens or was it just people living in this country regardless or their nationality.
 

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aww, some people are just too poor for maps and we should help africa and iraq help the americans get maps .
 

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that has got to be the most ridiculous answer i have ever heard....
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
The thing about the survey is that it only included 500 or so young adults (18-24yo) at random. Not quite a balanced sample in my book. Also, they didn't say whether "Americans" actually meant citizens or was it just people living in this country regardless or their nationality.


What? You think if survey asked a cuban, a russian, or hatitian, they wouldn't know and screw it for Americans?


YOU WRONG buddy!!


Americans are dumb, and everybody else is smart. It's the way it is.


Watched one of those win ben stains money with college kids on college break?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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