"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My friends fantastically psycho ex wants to see me. Ew

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Heh heh I think this topic is a kind of reward for ThunderMaverick.

He gets to reveal to us that he is desired by a very hot chick but since she is crazy he cannot, will not move forward with it.

So our praise for him staying away as well the knowledge that he is desired by such a hot chick is what has to reward him.

All of this soothes any potential mental and physical pains he may experience from the knowledge that he is preventing himself from breaking his d!ck off in her luscious but crazy ass. :crackup:

Bravo though Thunder, Bravo. A good use of our attention if ever there was one. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ThunderMaverick I'm not going to even touch this one fellas. I'm not getting involved. .:[/QUOTE said:
OK. :up: Life is way to short to let women like this into our lives. You are doing the right thing, IMO.
 
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KontrollerX said:
Heh heh I think this topic is a kind of reward for ThunderMaverick.

He gets to reveal to us that he is desired by a very hot chick but since she is crazy he cannot, will not move forward with it.

So our praise for him staying away as well the knowledge that he is desired by such a hot chick is what has to reward him.

All of this soothes any potential mental and physical pains he may experience from the knowledge that he is preventing himself from breaking his d!ck off in her luscious but crazy ass. :crackup:

Bravo though Thunder, Bravo. A good use of our attention if ever there was one. :up:

Well I do take pride in self control whenever I'm smart enough to use it, Kontroller!

Another thing too: She's married. I've seen the picture of her and her new hubby together on myspace and I was incredibly shocked. She's dated nothing but bad-boys in the past (well, "alphas") and I see this guy she's with now...

....he looks totally...frail and geeky. Strange, because the friend of mine that she was dating was a pretty big guy. Very masculine, solid frame, etc. She has an incredibly high sex drive (from what I remember) so it really surprises me that she married this guy.

She's only 24. She's looking for security already?
 

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"She's only 24. She's looking for security already?"

Not at all.

She's a borderline.

They run the gamut of guys they will get with ie drug users, losers, AFC's, old men, whatever triggers their momentary fantasy basically and says this guy is the ideal man that will end my pain.

Of course it doesn't last though which is why she wants to ride your c0ck so badly and if you were to give in you'd get some hot solid fvcking for sure but you'd also be mind fvcked like you wouldn't believe and she'd leave you for a loser plumber or some guy that you personally know and hate.
 

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KontrollerX said:
"She's only 24. She's looking for security already?"

Not at all.

She's a borderline.

They run the gamut of guys they will get with ie drug users, losers, AFC's, old men, whatever triggers their momentary fantasy basically and says this guy is the ideal man that will end my pain.

Of course it doesn't last though which is why she wants to ride your c0ck so badly and if you were to give in you'd get some hot solid fvcking for sure but you'd also be mind fvcked like you wouldn't believe and she'd leave you for a loser plumber or some guy that you personally know and hate.


Yeah I'm getting that idea. She was a heavy drinker as well. So was my friend. And you're absolutely right. She's bad news and it's even worse that she's married now. I'd be sucking the poor AFC in this whole mess. I don't want to be receiving any retribution from him as well.


*takes a cold shower*
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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