"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My friend does coke

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Well, we all know the yayo ain't good for you. it can kill you the first time you try it....or not.

If it gets out of hand.

It's time to stop, eh?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Date Registered: 03-23-2005
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My friend does coke

The bolded part is all I care about.
 

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
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My friend does coke

The bolded part is all I care about.
your not too bright are you:confused:
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
your not too bright are you:confused:
No, I have been retarted since birth. You want a dictionary, I don't think you understand the word.
 

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Originally posted by American_Psycho
Yeah, that's called the Hillary Duff/Lindsey Lohan diet.
Yeah I used to love Hilary Duff, but she's too thin now. Mary-Kate Olsen ruined herself too.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by SamMalone
My bro just was admitted to the hospital for cocaine, PCP, and Meth this morning.:(
Did he lose a lot of weight?

I'll bet he's another cocaine dieting success!
 

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Originally posted by SamMalone
My bro just was admitted to the hospital for cocaine, PCP, and Meth this morning.:(
PCP is the worst drug in the world...Tell your bro to lay off or he might end up pulling a Silence of the Lambs like this guy.
 

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I say leave your friend alone. If he says he wants to quit then chances are he's going to eventually he just needs to grow out of it. He might be doing coke cause of depression bothering him about it is just gonna make his depression worst causing more problems. Coke isn't has bad has the government makes it out to be. But don't get me wrong it isn't good for you either.
 

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Originally posted by American_Psycho
PCP is the worst drug in the world...Tell your bro to lay off or he might end up pulling a Silence of the Lambs like this guy.
Yeah I agree the only for sure safe way for someone to do pcp is to lock them up in a padded room in a straight jacket.
 

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Originally posted by American_Psycho
PCP is the worst drug in the world...Tell your bro to lay off or he might end up pulling a Silence of the Lambs like this guy.
thats pretty ****ed, but i personally think there was really something wrong with him besides being high on pcp.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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setting captives free. It's a dot com site google it.

Get your friend to sign up for one of their courses. If he doesn't have the will to do it himself, he can have god back him up. It is kind of like bible bootcamp and the only person you are accountable to is yourself.. and the lord.
 

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Originally posted by brucevangeorge
setting captives free. It's a dot com site google it.

Get your friend to sign up for one of their courses. If he doesn't have the will to do it himself, he can have god back him up. It is kind of like bible bootcamp and the only person you are accountable to is yourself.. and the lord.
Bruce, what's the address to that site? Got any recommended reading from there? Like an introduction to their "bootcamp", or a good testimonial?
 
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