"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LikRetsam said:
What the hell is this? A flame? You call this flaming? This is terrible. You have no material besides what you invented. The most entertaining part of your post was seeing my name in it. Learn to troll dumb ass so that I'm atleast entertained by your petty attempts at drama. Otherwise, you have effectively shown how much of a genuine retard you are. In fact you are just a cheap imitation of a genuine retard because he on the other hand would have some dirt on me and would have been funny.

If you don't mind, could you give me some tips too? I've been all over the site countless times but I haven't quite found that golden post about how to make a complete ass out of myself. Look through your bookmarks and hook me up. Hell, you must know it all by heart and must have ran it through your head so many times that you could just spit it out now. I mean you're so good at it you can pull off being stupid all at the same time.

But seriously, could you please lecture us on how to get girls the REAL ice man?

Dumb ass.
Ooooooohhhh...someone's TOUGH. Seriously, you are a dip****. You spent 20 minutes typing that response up (probably while waiting for gay porn to download) and tried AS HARD YOU COULD to be clever and witty and to accuse me of being an idiot when it's YOU who is the one telling guys to let their guard down and act like AFC's once they get into a relationship. It doesn't make any sense, but then again, faggots in general don't make sense. :up: Eat ****.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Okay, you've managed to call me gay atleast once per sentence. Are you going to say something relevant about the thread now? I promise I won't insult you anymore. I've gone through your posts; you've never argued a point. You've flamed each and every time and you dare turn and call others "AFC"? I mean keep talking down to anybody you disagree with and please don't lose that great habit of calling them gay or fags. It shows how much of a REAL man you are.

If I pretend to believe you have testicular fortitude will you go away?
 
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