"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Real Ice Man

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LikRetsam said:
What the hell is this? A flame? You call this flaming? This is terrible. You have no material besides what you invented. The most entertaining part of your post was seeing my name in it. Learn to troll dumb ass so that I'm atleast entertained by your petty attempts at drama. Otherwise, you have effectively shown how much of a genuine retard you are. In fact you are just a cheap imitation of a genuine retard because he on the other hand would have some dirt on me and would have been funny.

If you don't mind, could you give me some tips too? I've been all over the site countless times but I haven't quite found that golden post about how to make a complete ass out of myself. Look through your bookmarks and hook me up. Hell, you must know it all by heart and must have ran it through your head so many times that you could just spit it out now. I mean you're so good at it you can pull off being stupid all at the same time.

But seriously, could you please lecture us on how to get girls the REAL ice man?

Dumb ass.
Ooooooohhhh...someone's TOUGH. Seriously, you are a dip****. You spent 20 minutes typing that response up (probably while waiting for gay porn to download) and tried AS HARD YOU COULD to be clever and witty and to accuse me of being an idiot when it's YOU who is the one telling guys to let their guard down and act like AFC's once they get into a relationship. It doesn't make any sense, but then again, faggots in general don't make sense. :up: Eat ****.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Okay, you've managed to call me gay atleast once per sentence. Are you going to say something relevant about the thread now? I promise I won't insult you anymore. I've gone through your posts; you've never argued a point. You've flamed each and every time and you dare turn and call others "AFC"? I mean keep talking down to anybody you disagree with and please don't lose that great habit of calling them gay or fags. It shows how much of a REAL man you are.

If I pretend to believe you have testicular fortitude will you go away?
 
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