Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ooooooohhhh...someone's TOUGH. Seriously, you are a dip****. You spent 20 minutes typing that response up (probably while waiting for gay porn to download) and tried AS HARD YOU COULD to be clever and witty and to accuse me of being an idiot when it's YOU who is the one telling guys to let their guard down and act like AFC's once they get into a relationship. It doesn't make any sense, but then again, faggots in general don't make sense.LikRetsam said:
Eat ****.Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.