Solomon
Master Don Juan
Last night I was out with Bork and some other fellow gamers in a swanky part of town. I was up on the rooftop just chilling by myself for a bit when I accidentally pushed my chair back and bumped into a blond(I fancy those) she was very receptive towards me and Kinoed me instantly. It felt a bit weird cause I know some other guys she was sitting was trying to hit on her and I honestly wasn't trying to mack. The other weird thing was we would talk she then would try to hold unto my hand like a couple, and if I didn't comply she would "hit me" (which is more like a tap coming from a women) here is part of the convo that I remember before I ejected
she then hits me again
I bounce stating I had to get a drink (b.s.), I don't know if she was on coke or something but she was definitely out of it and kept pretending like we were a couple and would hit me then try to make feel good by rubbing my hands affectionately. It was like a female version of a push and pull.
eeh
I
"Why you acting like that?" Her
"Acting like what? your the one being childish, and hitting me"
"I enjoy friendship, I need Friendship"
"I don't do friend-zone"
"I love you, why don't you love me the way I love you"
MY RADAR WENT OFF THIS BYTCH IS CRAZZZZZZZZZY:nervous:
I decided to play along for practice sakes.
"Erm you didn't make dinner last night like you were suppose too"
:yes: "Acting like what? your the one being childish, and hitting me"
"I enjoy friendship, I need Friendship"
"I don't do friend-zone"
"I love you, why don't you love me the way I love you"
MY RADAR WENT OFF THIS BYTCH IS CRAZZZZZZZZZY:nervous:
I decided to play along for practice sakes.
"Erm you didn't make dinner last night like you were suppose too"
she then hits me again
I bounce stating I had to get a drink (b.s.), I don't know if she was on coke or something but she was definitely out of it and kept pretending like we were a couple and would hit me then try to make feel good by rubbing my hands affectionately. It was like a female version of a push and pull.
eeh
I

