"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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my dad's a moron.

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aright, so after church i was sittin inside the suv with my driver. (i dont drive myself on sundays to church)

so anyway, my father approaches the suv with a girl and her family, so out of respect. my father commands me to get her #. i whip out my mobile phone and ask for her #.

she gladly gives her #. thing is, i only did this outta respect. i didnt wanna get this girl's #...

i just did it because she was standing there expecting me to ask her her #.

so now she is expecting me to call or whatever. my dad and her parents are good friends and they expect me to "go out with her"

so basically, our parents set us up on a date. :rolleyes:

so now im ****ed.. lol, i dont know.. if i dont call her or message her or whatever, she might get hurt.

ofcourse her parents will ask her, "has he called you yet? blah blah.."

come on, ill end up hurting this girl. my idea would be just putting her in the LJBF, but our parents are putting alot of pressure into putting us 2 together.. like, what the hell?

alot has been going on lately. i feel stressed out.. lmao but its all good. what should i do in this situation?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your best bet is to date her, fu(k her, and then dump her. (LJBF her)
 

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If you act AFC she might like it. :p If you don't - she might like it.

I hate it when parents try to mate me with someone. They tried, a few scandals occured and now they ask if I have the hots for a girl before they try.
 

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Originally posted by NoBull
Your best bet is to date her, fu(k her, and then dump her. (LJBF her)
lol.. ****ing & dumping.. then LJBF'ding a family's friend's daughter... from church.. seriously.. that's ****ed up! :D
 

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
If you act AFC she might like it. :p If you don't - she might like it.

I hate it when parents try to mate me with someone. They tried, a few scandals occured and now they ask if I have the hots for a girl before they try.
so true. i have a feeling she's like me either way. :|
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Here's what I would do

Actually go out with her and have fun. If you don't like her at all. LJBF her or if you like her you could get into a relationship. That way you don't embarres(sp.) her, the family, or your dad. It is probably a win-win on both sides. Think of it as a testing area(DJ skills because everywhere is success because it will help you out in the long run). Whats the worst that could happen you get rid of the problem with no one getting hurt.

Just my $0.02
 

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I did got rid of one though:

Topics of discussion:

1) Why one motherboard is so much better than another
2) How much Fraser is better than Tyson
3) How you loved to put frogs into a restaurant's soup...

but she might still like you . ;)
 

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I did got rid of one though:

Topics of discussion:

1) Why one motherboard is so much better than another
2) How much Fraser is better than Tyson
3) How you loved to put frogs into a restaurant's soup...

but she might still like you . ;)
Lol..
 
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