My Butthole is Dirty and Black!

[typical]

Maybe hes into men and wants to look presentable for them.

Is it even possible to have a skin Stain down there?..

My ******* looks nasty. Theres all this hair and ****. and then a dark tunnel that leads to god knows where. But really I dont care.

God mate we don't want to know aye, but seriously all you wan kers want nice clean shaved chicks yet your not willing to be clean yourself, man no wonder girls stay away from people like you.

 

[I-tallionStallion]

It sounds like you are wayyyyyyyy overthinking this. Stop worrying about these tiny meaningless observations. Start washing your a$$ and start dating women. Seriously, if a woman loves you they don't care about little oddities on your body or scars or stains on your ******* that you shouldn't care about. Woman, in my opinion, are generally pretty insecure and will be too worried about what they look like before/after you slam them rather than what the bottom of your ass looks like.

This thread's title makes me want to throw up!

 

[Desert Fox]

I just found a great solution!

Go get a FULL BODY WAX.

Slip the waxer a Jackson to apply a little of that wax on your ******* and let her do her thing. You will have a pink assh0le in no time. It will be sore but it will heal and as long as you keep cleaning it you should be fine bro. This is much less painful than scrubbing off skin with steel wool.

 

[warrior1]

How much does a full body wax cost? Actually i dont give a damn how much it cost really b/c i just my skin back.

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.bleachbum.com/

 

[PerfectCircle]

http://www.bleachbum.com/

bahahahaha etc.

 

[Outsider]

Hahaha

 

[[S]alvatore]

Wtf?