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God mate we don't want to know aye, but seriously all you wan kers want nice clean shaved chicks yet your not willing to be clean yourself, man no wonder girls stay away from people like you.PerfectCircle said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
My Butthole is Dirty and Black!
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I-tallionStallion
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It sounds like you are wayyyyyyyy overthinking this. Stop worrying about these tiny meaningless observations. Start washing your a$$ and start dating women. Seriously, if a woman loves you they don't care about little oddities on your body or scars or stains on your ******* that you shouldn't care about. Woman, in my opinion, are generally pretty insecure and will be too worried about what they look like before/after you slam them rather than what the bottom of your ass looks like.
This thread's title makes me want to throw up!
This thread's title makes me want to throw up!
Desert Fox
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I just found a great solution!
Go get a FULL BODY WAX.
Slip the waxer a Jackson to apply a little of that wax on your ******* and let her do her thing. You will have a pink assh0le in no time. It will be sore but it will heal and as long as you keep cleaning it you should be fine bro. This is much less painful than scrubbing off skin with steel wool.
Go get a FULL BODY WAX.
Slip the waxer a Jackson to apply a little of that wax on your ******* and let her do her thing. You will have a pink assh0le in no time. It will be sore but it will heal and as long as you keep cleaning it you should be fine bro. This is much less painful than scrubbing off skin with steel wool.
Bible_Belt
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
PerfectCircle
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bahahahaha etc.Bible_Belt said:
[S]alvatore
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Wtf?
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