"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My Butthole is Dirty and Black!

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typical

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PerfectCircle said:
Maybe hes into men and wants to look presentable for them.

Is it even possible to have a skin Stain down there?..

My ******* looks nasty. Theres all this hair and ****. and then a dark tunnel that leads to god knows where. But really I dont care.
God mate we don't want to know aye, but seriously all you wan kers want nice clean shaved chicks yet your not willing to be clean yourself, man no wonder girls stay away from people like you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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It sounds like you are wayyyyyyyy overthinking this. Stop worrying about these tiny meaningless observations. Start washing your a$$ and start dating women. Seriously, if a woman loves you they don't care about little oddities on your body or scars or stains on your ******* that you shouldn't care about. Woman, in my opinion, are generally pretty insecure and will be too worried about what they look like before/after you slam them rather than what the bottom of your ass looks like.

This thread's title makes me want to throw up!
 

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I just found a great solution!

Go get a FULL BODY WAX.

Slip the waxer a Jackson to apply a little of that wax on your ******* and let her do her thing. You will have a pink assh0le in no time. It will be sore but it will heal and as long as you keep cleaning it you should be fine bro. This is much less painful than scrubbing off skin with steel wool.
 

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How much does a full body wax cost? Actually i dont give a damn how much it cost really b/c i just my skin back.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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