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God mate we don't want to know aye, but seriously all you wan kers want nice clean shaved chicks yet your not willing to be clean yourself, man no wonder girls stay away from people like you.PerfectCircle said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My Butthole is Dirty and Black!
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I-tallionStallion
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It sounds like you are wayyyyyyyy overthinking this. Stop worrying about these tiny meaningless observations. Start washing your a$$ and start dating women. Seriously, if a woman loves you they don't care about little oddities on your body or scars or stains on your ******* that you shouldn't care about. Woman, in my opinion, are generally pretty insecure and will be too worried about what they look like before/after you slam them rather than what the bottom of your ass looks like.
This thread's title makes me want to throw up!
This thread's title makes me want to throw up!
Desert Fox
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I just found a great solution!
Go get a FULL BODY WAX.
Slip the waxer a Jackson to apply a little of that wax on your ******* and let her do her thing. You will have a pink assh0le in no time. It will be sore but it will heal and as long as you keep cleaning it you should be fine bro. This is much less painful than scrubbing off skin with steel wool.
Go get a FULL BODY WAX.
Slip the waxer a Jackson to apply a little of that wax on your ******* and let her do her thing. You will have a pink assh0le in no time. It will be sore but it will heal and as long as you keep cleaning it you should be fine bro. This is much less painful than scrubbing off skin with steel wool.
Bible_Belt
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
PerfectCircle
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bahahahaha etc.Bible_Belt said:
[S]alvatore
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Wtf?
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