“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Must Watch South Park Episode

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To get the traffic this should I am creating a newly titled thread. This South Park episode will answer a lot of questions that come up around here and is always a great check on reality:

Originally Posted by squirrels
Go on SouthParkStudios and watch the "Raisins" episode.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103939/

R19 said:
This should get more traffic over here vs. The Mature Forum. A must watch - ha, ha, the goth kids alone made it worth it.
horaholic said:
Good call. That episode fits in very well around these parts.
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squirrels.... Thank you!!!! I got a lot out of the video.

Funny thing is that most every woman uses these techniques and she doesn't have to work at Hooters, strip or turn tricks to capitalize.
zekko said:
Yep, see how skillfully they applied the kino. I bet women invented kino.
I love how all the Raisins girls were named after cars. Not sure why I find that funny, but I do.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
 

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TheWayOfAllFlesh said:
SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
I just tried the link and am having trouble surfing their site. The link did not work for me right now but if you go to the lower left of the page there is an episode finder. When it finally loads... Once it starts playing, you can see the URL is the same as the link.

'Raisins' is Season 7, Episode 14 (or Episode 714)

'Whatever bebe, like Stan really cares... just get out of our football game you stupid skank!' ha ha.

It looks like they have a lot of episodes available and probably just re-programmed their site.
 

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BTW, a few weeks ago I was bored as all hell on a weekday night after an office happy hour and I stopped by a strip club for the first time in almost a year (it's been a great run - for a while I had been going to a different top club frequently). I had already seen this South Park episode a couple times and I sh1t you not, the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'. I had to do everything I could to keep from bursting out laughing...
 
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the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'
Maybe they use Raisins as a training film.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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