"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Must Watch South Park Episode

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To get the traffic this should I am creating a newly titled thread. This South Park episode will answer a lot of questions that come up around here and is always a great check on reality:

Originally Posted by squirrels
Go on SouthParkStudios and watch the "Raisins" episode.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103939/

R19 said:
This should get more traffic over here vs. The Mature Forum. A must watch - ha, ha, the goth kids alone made it worth it.
horaholic said:
Good call. That episode fits in very well around these parts.
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squirrels.... Thank you!!!! I got a lot out of the video.

Funny thing is that most every woman uses these techniques and she doesn't have to work at Hooters, strip or turn tricks to capitalize.
zekko said:
Yep, see how skillfully they applied the kino. I bet women invented kino.
I love how all the Raisins girls were named after cars. Not sure why I find that funny, but I do.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
 

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TheWayOfAllFlesh said:
SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
I just tried the link and am having trouble surfing their site. The link did not work for me right now but if you go to the lower left of the page there is an episode finder. When it finally loads... Once it starts playing, you can see the URL is the same as the link.

'Raisins' is Season 7, Episode 14 (or Episode 714)

'Whatever bebe, like Stan really cares... just get out of our football game you stupid skank!' ha ha.

It looks like they have a lot of episodes available and probably just re-programmed their site.
 

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BTW, a few weeks ago I was bored as all hell on a weekday night after an office happy hour and I stopped by a strip club for the first time in almost a year (it's been a great run - for a while I had been going to a different top club frequently). I had already seen this South Park episode a couple times and I sh1t you not, the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'. I had to do everything I could to keep from bursting out laughing...
 
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the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'
Maybe they use Raisins as a training film.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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