"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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To get the traffic this should I am creating a newly titled thread. This South Park episode will answer a lot of questions that come up around here and is always a great check on reality:

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Go on SouthParkStudios and watch the "Raisins" episode.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103939/

R19 said:
This should get more traffic over here vs. The Mature Forum. A must watch - ha, ha, the goth kids alone made it worth it.
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Good call. That episode fits in very well around these parts.
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squirrels.... Thank you!!!! I got a lot out of the video.

Funny thing is that most every woman uses these techniques and she doesn't have to work at Hooters, strip or turn tricks to capitalize.
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zekko said:
Yep, see how skillfully they applied the kino. I bet women invented kino.
I love how all the Raisins girls were named after cars. Not sure why I find that funny, but I do.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
 
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TheWayOfAllFlesh said:
SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
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I just tried the link and am having trouble surfing their site. The link did not work for me right now but if you go to the lower left of the page there is an episode finder. When it finally loads... Once it starts playing, you can see the URL is the same as the link.

'Raisins' is Season 7, Episode 14 (or Episode 714)

'Whatever bebe, like Stan really cares... just get out of our football game you stupid skank!' ha ha.

It looks like they have a lot of episodes available and probably just re-programmed their site.
 
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BTW, a few weeks ago I was bored as all hell on a weekday night after an office happy hour and I stopped by a strip club for the first time in almost a year (it's been a great run - for a while I had been going to a different top club frequently). I had already seen this South Park episode a couple times and I sh1t you not, the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'. I had to do everything I could to keep from bursting out laughing...
 
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the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'
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Maybe they use Raisins as a training film.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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