"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Must Watch South Park Episode

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To get the traffic this should I am creating a newly titled thread. This South Park episode will answer a lot of questions that come up around here and is always a great check on reality:

Originally Posted by squirrels
Go on SouthParkStudios and watch the "Raisins" episode.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103939/

R19 said:
This should get more traffic over here vs. The Mature Forum. A must watch - ha, ha, the goth kids alone made it worth it.
horaholic said:
Good call. That episode fits in very well around these parts.
R19 said:
squirrels.... Thank you!!!! I got a lot out of the video.

Funny thing is that most every woman uses these techniques and she doesn't have to work at Hooters, strip or turn tricks to capitalize.
zekko said:
Yep, see how skillfully they applied the kino. I bet women invented kino.
I love how all the Raisins girls were named after cars. Not sure why I find that funny, but I do.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
 

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TheWayOfAllFlesh said:
SORRY, THAT EPISODE DOES NOT EXIST

The only episodes I can choose are

Rainforest Shmainforest
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Smug Alert
Margaritaville
& Fatbeard
I just tried the link and am having trouble surfing their site. The link did not work for me right now but if you go to the lower left of the page there is an episode finder. When it finally loads... Once it starts playing, you can see the URL is the same as the link.

'Raisins' is Season 7, Episode 14 (or Episode 714)

'Whatever bebe, like Stan really cares... just get out of our football game you stupid skank!' ha ha.

It looks like they have a lot of episodes available and probably just re-programmed their site.
 

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BTW, a few weeks ago I was bored as all hell on a weekday night after an office happy hour and I stopped by a strip club for the first time in almost a year (it's been a great run - for a while I had been going to a different top club frequently). I had already seen this South Park episode a couple times and I sh1t you not, the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'. I had to do everything I could to keep from bursting out laughing...
 
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the third or fourth girl that approached me spit one of the lines straight out of Raisins 'Wow, you're one of the hottest guys here, blah, blah'
Maybe they use Raisins as a training film.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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