"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Muscles To Big for Age

TheLegace

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Can Muscles be to big for the age....... Its not that big of a problem rite now, cuz im fat, but ive been doing gym for a while, and i already have huge bones(not a fat excuse) and broad shoulders so i look pretty huge. Rite now my tricep is quite flabby, but bicep coming along quite good, and making my arm look quite huge, I am 15, my arms look huge, they dont look porpotionately correct, just to bulky, its as if im using steriods, but anyway should i worry about something like that, im not forcing my body or anything just a moderate weight workout. Should I even worry too much.

But I am betting diet is prolly big issue, to really following one, because i cant afford to, but i really do plan to.
Thanx
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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manuva

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Get your bodyfat percentage down to 10 or 12, then see how you look. I'm guessing you got a whole bunch of subcutaneous fat filling you out.
 

DonJuanMonk

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When I was 15, I was interested in checking out the latest video games or doign pranks with fellow students.

Kids these days, god damn fuking republicans messing their education up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jay-X

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
When I was 15, I was interested in checking out the latest video games or doign pranks with fellow students.

Kids these days, god damn fuking republicans messing their education up.
that's the kind of stuff you usually do when you are 12, not 15...
 

semag

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Originally posted by TheLegace
....making my arm look quite huge, I am 15, my arms look huge
hehehe.... 13"? :D
 
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