"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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MTV's MADE

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I'm watching tonight's episode, it's about this poor AFC in hs trying to woo this girl he's known since 6th grade, so you know he's gonna crash and burn.

He went to the girl's friend for advice, and then he tried to test the advice on the girl(Favorite actress, etc) and it was all wrong.


ok no hope for the guy, he just farted on her ahahaha
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Im actually watching it right now. i laughed so hard when he farted on her....
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
Im actually watching it right now. i laughed so hard when he farted on her....
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LOL How did he fart "on" her. Was he sitting in her lap or something?
 
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LOL How did he fart "on" her. Was he sitting in her lap or something
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He was doing pushups(which someone needs to teach this guy how to do a pushup, it was more like he was humping the ground)
and she sat on his back, then he fell to the ground and ripped one. It was loud hahaha
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
He was doing pushups(which someone needs to teach this guy how to do a pushup, it was more like he was humping the ground)
and she sat on his back, then he fell to the ground and ripped one. It was loud hahaha
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Damn I wish I could've seen her reaction, it must've been hilarious.
 
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this is all wrong. now the guys "getting women's perspective". I just wanna *****slap this fool with some David Deangelo.
 
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ok this b1tch is psycho.

first she says she likes his whiteboy fro.

then he asks her, and she says cut it.

so he gets a haircut, and she says she missed the fro


edit: oh God. Oh this is so horrible. Her best female friend told him her favorite food was this pasta dish. So he invited her over, and cooked the dish. TURNS OUT SHES ALLERGIC TO THE PASTA
 
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I don't want MTV but I want to know how much this kid gets paid to do this stunt? Seriously, who the hell is stupid enough to do this on TV??
 
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how was that stupid. it was salsa dancing, about every girl likes a good salsa dancer.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by undesputable
how was that stupid. it was salsa dancing, about every girl likes a good salsa dancer.
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What are you talking about? Salsa dancing?? Where did that come from? (Maybe that's a joke, but I didn't catch it)
 
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MTV's MADE is about someone being "made" into something theyre not. In this episode the dude wanted to be "made" into a salsa dancer to get the girl. And to his credit, he did a good job salsa dancing at the end. Unfortunately he need to read the DJ bible.
 
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