"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm watching tonight's episode, it's about this poor AFC in hs trying to woo this girl he's known since 6th grade, so you know he's gonna crash and burn.

He went to the girl's friend for advice, and then he tried to test the advice on the girl(Favorite actress, etc) and it was all wrong.


ok no hope for the guy, he just farted on her ahahaha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Im actually watching it right now. i laughed so hard when he farted on her....
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
Im actually watching it right now. i laughed so hard when he farted on her....
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LOL How did he fart "on" her. Was he sitting in her lap or something?
 
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LOL How did he fart "on" her. Was he sitting in her lap or something
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He was doing pushups(which someone needs to teach this guy how to do a pushup, it was more like he was humping the ground)
and she sat on his back, then he fell to the ground and ripped one. It was loud hahaha
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
He was doing pushups(which someone needs to teach this guy how to do a pushup, it was more like he was humping the ground)
and she sat on his back, then he fell to the ground and ripped one. It was loud hahaha
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Damn I wish I could've seen her reaction, it must've been hilarious.
 
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this is all wrong. now the guys "getting women's perspective". I just wanna *****slap this fool with some David Deangelo.
 
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ok this b1tch is psycho.

first she says she likes his whiteboy fro.

then he asks her, and she says cut it.

so he gets a haircut, and she says she missed the fro


edit: oh God. Oh this is so horrible. Her best female friend told him her favorite food was this pasta dish. So he invited her over, and cooked the dish. TURNS OUT SHES ALLERGIC TO THE PASTA
 
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I don't want MTV but I want to know how much this kid gets paid to do this stunt? Seriously, who the hell is stupid enough to do this on TV??
 
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how was that stupid. it was salsa dancing, about every girl likes a good salsa dancer.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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how was that stupid. it was salsa dancing, about every girl likes a good salsa dancer.
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What are you talking about? Salsa dancing?? Where did that come from? (Maybe that's a joke, but I didn't catch it)
 
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MTV's MADE is about someone being "made" into something theyre not. In this episode the dude wanted to be "made" into a salsa dancer to get the girl. And to his credit, he did a good job salsa dancing at the end. Unfortunately he need to read the DJ bible.
 
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