Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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MTV's MADE

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I'm watching tonight's episode, it's about this poor AFC in hs trying to woo this girl he's known since 6th grade, so you know he's gonna crash and burn.

He went to the girl's friend for advice, and then he tried to test the advice on the girl(Favorite actress, etc) and it was all wrong.


ok no hope for the guy, he just farted on her ahahaha
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Im actually watching it right now. i laughed so hard when he farted on her....
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
Im actually watching it right now. i laughed so hard when he farted on her....
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LOL How did he fart "on" her. Was he sitting in her lap or something?
 
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LOL How did he fart "on" her. Was he sitting in her lap or something
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He was doing pushups(which someone needs to teach this guy how to do a pushup, it was more like he was humping the ground)
and she sat on his back, then he fell to the ground and ripped one. It was loud hahaha
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
He was doing pushups(which someone needs to teach this guy how to do a pushup, it was more like he was humping the ground)
and she sat on his back, then he fell to the ground and ripped one. It was loud hahaha
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Damn I wish I could've seen her reaction, it must've been hilarious.
 
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this is all wrong. now the guys "getting women's perspective". I just wanna *****slap this fool with some David Deangelo.
 
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ok this b1tch is psycho.

first she says she likes his whiteboy fro.

then he asks her, and she says cut it.

so he gets a haircut, and she says she missed the fro


edit: oh God. Oh this is so horrible. Her best female friend told him her favorite food was this pasta dish. So he invited her over, and cooked the dish. TURNS OUT SHES ALLERGIC TO THE PASTA
 
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I don't want MTV but I want to know how much this kid gets paid to do this stunt? Seriously, who the hell is stupid enough to do this on TV??
 
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how was that stupid. it was salsa dancing, about every girl likes a good salsa dancer.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by undesputable
how was that stupid. it was salsa dancing, about every girl likes a good salsa dancer.
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What are you talking about? Salsa dancing?? Where did that come from? (Maybe that's a joke, but I didn't catch it)
 
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MTV's MADE is about someone being "made" into something theyre not. In this episode the dude wanted to be "made" into a salsa dancer to get the girl. And to his credit, he did a good job salsa dancing at the end. Unfortunately he need to read the DJ bible.
 
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