“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Hello, after 2000 posts i decided i should talk to a girl or two.

So finally i venture out into the real world so that no one calls me a keyboard jockey anymore.

Here is my FR and self progress journal.

Please, no haters.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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6-19-2007

Read a lot of sosuave.net posts. Responded to lots of dumb sh1t in a ****y, condescending way. I'm ready to talk to girls having read Pook's stuff for the 7th time. Then i read health and fitness and laughed at the kids too scared to eat raw eggs. I eat raw eggs and have a hairy chest so i guess i am a real man.

6-19-2007

Had sex with a fat girl who can't do any better than me. She wasn't very good. I'm starting at the bottom, so there's no where to go but up now. I'm excited.

6-20-2007

Looks are all that matter, so I posted a picture on hotornot. I got a 8.5. Feeling smug, I posted another picture. It got a 6.5. Am I hot or ugly? i mean not. I don't know. I sent out a bunch of "do you want to meet mes" and got no double matches. hors. Maybe personality does matter.

6-21-2007

Spent the night writing ****y and funny "your mom" jokes.

6-22-2007

Tonight I browsed through female myspace profiles. I messaged a few and only one responded. Then i responded and then she stopped responding. I used a line similar to David Deangelo's line of "Aww, isn't it a little early to be playing hard to get?" I went down in flames. I decided there were too many dirty hors and got really depressed and played Neverwinter Nights 2 and watched Gilmore Girls instead.

God, i love magic missle.
 
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6-23-2007

I went to the bar tonight. I played beer pong. I shook a girl's hand before our game of beer pong against her. Mad kino skills. I shook the guy's hand too but I didn't like him in that way. Touching girls is nice. Then I proceeded to get really drunk and act like a giant loud-mouthed ass and yell that I got 800 on verbal SATs in response to a rules argument. Girls were very turned off. Lesson learned: Kino doesn't work.

6-24-2007

I went to pickup softball tonight. Two girls were captains. One of them said my name when they picked me. I got butterflies in my stomach.

Then later she said "good catch" to me when I made a good catch. She obviously realizes i am quality. In the last inning i dove for a ball and got a scrape on my hip. As we were walking off the field I said to her, "I almost finally got out of a game without an injury." She stared blankly and said "oh." I am really smooth. Then she went home. You guys said all i needed was balls to approach. I hate you all.

The other girl was too ugly to bother talking to. And she throws like a girl.

There was a new guy there who was about 18, named Igor from Ukraine.. weighs about 115 lbs. He was a huge hit though i don't think he said one word of english the whole time. Stupid foreign guys. How can i compete?

6-25-2007

I saw a girl today. I said hi. Then she said hi. She said she has a boyfriend. I am sad. Why don't girls like me?

6-26-2007

Tonight I had a league softball game. A sister of a teammate's wife was there. She and her sister kept standing near me, which was weird.

I was scared so i ran to the far side of the dugout often. I saw her myspace before. One of the pictures was her at a bachelorette party with her legs wrapped around a male stripper. hor. She likes pierogies, by the way.

6-27-2007

Tonight I'm going to go to the library and use Mystery Method. I learned a bunch of magic. I made it really dirty magic so that i'm in a sexual state. My card tricks have naked girls on them.
 
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As a newbie this is pure BS and beating around the bush.

When starting off you need to do massive amounts of approaches. I mean a sh!t load.

Go out 3-4 days a week and approach 10-12 women a day.

In atleast 16 hours of being awake for one day you do those things? If you want to get good you have to step it up and atleast put yourself out there.

The first few thousand sets don't count
 
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Funny stuff :)

Smart man..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Snow Plowman said:
As a newbie this is pure BS and beating around the bush.

When starting off you need to do massive amounts of approaches. I mean a sh!t load.

Go out 3-4 days a week and approach 10-12 women a day.

In atleast 16 hours of being awake for one day you do those things? If you want to get good you have to step it up and atleast put yourself out there.

The first few thousand sets don't count
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I want to have a well rounded life.

If I go out that often how will I ever level my elf sorcerer?

When will i have time for all my pushups?

When will i have time to learn more card tricks and write routines? When can i learn to yoyo?! And I surely can't skip out on my jamaican cuisine classes.

The focus must be on me!
 
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mrRuckus said:
I want to have a well rounded life.

If I go out that often how will I ever level my elf sorcerer?

When will i have time for all my pushups?

When will i have time to learn more card tricks and write routines? When can i learn to yoyo?! And I surely can't skip out on my jamaican cuisine classes.

The focus must be on me!
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Agreed. Leveling that wizard and learning yoyo take precedent and always have since caveman days.
 
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mrRuckus said:
I want to have a well rounded life.

If I go out that often how will I ever level my elf sorcerer?

When will i have time for all my pushups?

When will i have time to learn more card tricks and write routines? When can i learn to yoyo?! And I surely can't skip out on my jamaican cuisine classes.

The focus must be on me!
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WTF?

It doesn't take more than 2-3 hours a day. You do come out the house for 2-3 hours don't you? Approaching women is far more fun than leveling up a sorcerer, trust me on that one. I've stopped playing video games and watching tv ever since i started approaching 2 months straight.

But then again it's you're life, if you really want to get good with women then actually practice, if you don't then keep doing what you're doing, because eventually you'll quit because you're not constantly in that mindset needed to get through all the obstacles.
 
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Charm said:
Agreed. Leveling that wizard and learning yoyo take precedent and always have since caveman days.
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Hey DUDE I'm not a WIZARD. I'm a SORCERER. JEEZ! That's like calling a running back a shortstop.
 
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6-27-2007

Tonight a girl leaned on my back with her hand while she put on her shoes. I like to be useful. I said "okay." That's one more syllable than I normally use. Baby steps.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hahahhaa funny ****

i think that guy thinks your actually serious
 
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