6-19-2007
Read a lot of sosuave.net posts. Responded to lots of dumb sh1t in a ****y, condescending way. I'm ready to talk to girls having read Pook's stuff for the 7th time. Then i read health and fitness and laughed at the kids too scared to eat raw eggs. I eat raw eggs and have a hairy chest so i guess i am a real man.
6-19-2007
Had sex with a fat girl who can't do any better than me. She wasn't very good. I'm starting at the bottom, so there's no where to go but up now. I'm excited.
6-20-2007
Looks are all that matter, so I posted a picture on hotornot. I got a 8.5. Feeling smug, I posted another picture. It got a 6.5. Am I hot or ugly? i mean not. I don't know. I sent out a bunch of "do you want to meet mes" and got no double matches. hors. Maybe personality does matter.
6-21-2007
Spent the night writing ****y and funny "your mom" jokes.
6-22-2007
Tonight I browsed through female myspace profiles. I messaged a few and only one responded. Then i responded and then she stopped responding. I used a line similar to David Deangelo's line of "Aww, isn't it a little early to be playing hard to get?" I went down in flames. I decided there were too many dirty hors and got really depressed and played Neverwinter Nights 2 and watched Gilmore Girls instead.
God, i love magic missle.