mrRuckus'ses field report / self progress journal.

[mrRuckus]

Hello, after 2000 posts i decided i should talk to a girl or two.

So finally i venture out into the real world so that no one calls me a keyboard jockey anymore.

Here is my FR and self progress journal.

Please, no haters.

 

[mrRuckus]

6-19-2007

Read a lot of sosuave.net posts. Responded to lots of dumb sh1t in a ****y, condescending way. I'm ready to talk to girls having read Pook's stuff for the 7th time. Then i read health and fitness and laughed at the kids too scared to eat raw eggs. I eat raw eggs and have a hairy chest so i guess i am a real man.

6-19-2007

Had sex with a fat girl who can't do any better than me. She wasn't very good. I'm starting at the bottom, so there's no where to go but up now. I'm excited.

6-20-2007

Looks are all that matter, so I posted a picture on hotornot. I got a 8.5. Feeling smug, I posted another picture. It got a 6.5. Am I hot or ugly? i mean not. I don't know. I sent out a bunch of "do you want to meet mes" and got no double matches. hors. Maybe personality does matter.

6-21-2007

Spent the night writing ****y and funny "your mom" jokes.

6-22-2007

Tonight I browsed through female myspace profiles. I messaged a few and only one responded. Then i responded and then she stopped responding. I used a line similar to David Deangelo's line of "Aww, isn't it a little early to be playing hard to get?" I went down in flames. I decided there were too many dirty hors and got really depressed and played Neverwinter Nights 2 and watched Gilmore Girls instead.

God, i love magic missle.

 

[mrRuckus]

6-23-2007

I went to the bar tonight. I played beer pong. I shook a girl's hand before our game of beer pong against her. Mad kino skills. I shook the guy's hand too but I didn't like him in that way. Touching girls is nice. Then I proceeded to get really drunk and act like a giant loud-mouthed ass and yell that I got 800 on verbal SATs in response to a rules argument. Girls were very turned off. Lesson learned: Kino doesn't work.

6-24-2007

I went to pickup softball tonight. Two girls were captains. One of them said my name when they picked me. I got butterflies in my stomach.

Then later she said "good catch" to me when I made a good catch. She obviously realizes i am quality. In the last inning i dove for a ball and got a scrape on my hip. As we were walking off the field I said to her, "I almost finally got out of a game without an injury." She stared blankly and said "oh." I am really smooth. Then she went home. You guys said all i needed was balls to approach. I hate you all.

The other girl was too ugly to bother talking to. And she throws like a girl.

There was a new guy there who was about 18, named Igor from Ukraine.. weighs about 115 lbs. He was a huge hit though i don't think he said one word of english the whole time. Stupid foreign guys. How can i compete?

6-25-2007

I saw a girl today. I said hi. Then she said hi. She said she has a boyfriend. I am sad. Why don't girls like me?

6-26-2007

Tonight I had a league softball game. A sister of a teammate's wife was there. She and her sister kept standing near me, which was weird.

I was scared so i ran to the far side of the dugout often. I saw her myspace before. One of the pictures was her at a bachelorette party with her legs wrapped around a male stripper. hor. She likes pierogies, by the way.

6-27-2007

Tonight I'm going to go to the library and use Mystery Method. I learned a bunch of magic. I made it really dirty magic so that i'm in a sexual state. My card tricks have naked girls on them.

 

[Snow Plowman]

As a newbie this is pure BS and beating around the bush.

When starting off you need to do massive amounts of approaches. I mean a sh!t load.

Go out 3-4 days a week and approach 10-12 women a day.

In atleast 16 hours of being awake for one day you do those things? If you want to get good you have to step it up and atleast put yourself out there.

The first few thousand sets don't count

 

[\O/]

Funny stuff

Smart man..

 

[mrRuckus]

As a newbie this is pure BS and beating around the bush.

When starting off you need to do massive amounts of approaches. I mean a sh!t load.

Go out 3-4 days a week and approach 10-12 women a day.

In atleast 16 hours of being awake for one day you do those things? If you want to get good you have to step it up and atleast put yourself out there.

The first few thousand sets don't count

I want to have a well rounded life.

If I go out that often how will I ever level my elf sorcerer?

When will i have time for all my pushups?

When will i have time to learn more card tricks and write routines? When can i learn to yoyo?! And I surely can't skip out on my jamaican cuisine classes.

The focus must be on me!

 

[Charm]

I want to have a well rounded life.

If I go out that often how will I ever level my elf sorcerer?

When will i have time for all my pushups?

When will i have time to learn more card tricks and write routines? When can i learn to yoyo?! And I surely can't skip out on my jamaican cuisine classes.

The focus must be on me!

Agreed. Leveling that wizard and learning yoyo take precedent and always have since caveman days.

 

[Snow Plowman]

I want to have a well rounded life.

If I go out that often how will I ever level my elf sorcerer?

When will i have time for all my pushups?

When will i have time to learn more card tricks and write routines? When can i learn to yoyo?! And I surely can't skip out on my jamaican cuisine classes.

The focus must be on me!

WTF?

It doesn't take more than 2-3 hours a day. You do come out the house for 2-3 hours don't you? Approaching women is far more fun than leveling up a sorcerer, trust me on that one. I've stopped playing video games and watching tv ever since i started approaching 2 months straight.

But then again it's you're life, if you really want to get good with women then actually practice, if you don't then keep doing what you're doing, because eventually you'll quit because you're not constantly in that mindset needed to get through all the obstacles.

 

[mrRuckus]

Agreed. Leveling that wizard and learning yoyo take precedent and always have since caveman days.

Hey DUDE I'm not a WIZARD. I'm a SORCERER. JEEZ! That's like calling a running back a shortstop.

 

[mrRuckus]

6-27-2007

Tonight a girl leaned on my back with her hand while she put on her shoes. I like to be useful. I said "okay." That's one more syllable than I normally use. Baby steps.

 

[onyx]

hahahhaa funny ****

i think that guy thinks your actually serious

 

[Max Power]

This is too funny