"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If you could only pick ONE hole to fvck on a hot girl which would it be and why? Mouth, Puss or @ss.

I'd pick @ss. I could blow my load raw in her tight @ss and not worry about knocking her up.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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MisterD

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***** all the way. Come on guys, it's *****.

I'm pretty confident that I am the biggest ass man on the board. I could talk about ass all day, the different shapes and sizes and textures (soft, medium, firm, etc) but ironically I have no intention of doing anal. In a way though it's kind of hot. What better way to display your dominance than to **** her in all 3 holes. You've completely dominated her body at that point, and I guess that's rewarding, but anal as a stand alone is not very intruiging to me.

I'll stick with the pink stuff.
 

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I love the puzzay :)

I am not really into blow jobs tbh. Most girls are sh1t at it, they just lick it like a lollipop. There are a few girls though who can suck a d1ck deep throat like she has no gag reflex at all. Those bj's I'm totally into, but girls rarely have the skills to impress me.

And anal is kinda dirty. I don't like getting sh1t on my d1ck. I make the chick do an enema before I'll fcuk her in the ass, and its just a bit of a fcuk around for me.
 
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I really really appreciate a BJ...

But puss all the way...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Best use I ever had for a$$ was with a girl I was dating many moons ago. When I was about to bust I could just pop it in her a$$ and it didn't even hurt for her. Any other girl I have known usually lets out a sharp yelp any time I try that, lol. A$$ just gets your tool dirty, gross is gross mann...
 

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I was friends with a guy who had a really skinny pecker. Well, like, I never saw it, but he used to tell me that it was thin so I just took his word for it.

Anyway, he used to say that anal was waaay superior to any other type of sex and it was just awesome, and I was like "oh, er... ok?"

And he would be like *"yeah the really tight band of pressure from the sphincter just feels amazing around you d1ck".
 

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If she knows what she's doing, mouth.

If not, puss.

I have never done @ss. So I don't know if I'll like it or not. Not too many chicks I know are open to that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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BigSmooth

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I'm actually not a big fan of anal. Tried it before, just wasn't my thing.

I always appreciate a solid BJ, but you can't go wrong with the puss.
 

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a skilled ******* tops all in my opinion, I was ****ing a pretty tight ***** recently (before I went and got mind****ed in Vegas) and it felt good, but I didn't ***...however a great BJ puts me over in 10 min easy.
 

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I've done anal exactly one time. It was....decent but nothing compared to pvssy. A BJ is nice when I'm feeling lazy.

























I prefer hand jobs...
 

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Anal is stupid if you don't cvm within about the first minute.

I once fvcked this drunk b!tch, and I guess she got a lot of air in her pvssy, because she passed out on her back with her knees in the air as soon as I got up, and then she let out a gigantic queef and spewed a huge mist of j!zz into the air like a backyard garden fountain. It was a tiny dorm room, and that sh!t went everywhere. It was on her books, her laptop, her wall posters, plus of course her bed and the floor. Then I left. The next time I saw that room, there was no trace of any mess, and she never said a word about it.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Anal is stupid if you don't cvm within about the first minute.

I once fvcked this drunk b!tch, and I guess she got a lot of air in her pvssy, because she passed out on her back with her knees in the air as soon as I got up, and then she let out a gigantic queef and spewed a huge mist of j!zz into the air like a backyard garden fountain. It was a tiny dorm room, and that sh!t went everywhere. It was on her books, her laptop, her wall posters, plus of course her bed and the floor. Then I left. The next time I saw that room, there was no trace of any mess, and she never said a word about it.

..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Pvssy, no doubt about it.

Bl0wj0bs are a toss up, some women are amazing at it and some are terrible.

Not a fan of anal, I really don't like getting sh!t on my d!ck.
 
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Gotta say I'm surprised that the general consensus ranks anal third since it always seems guys are always trying to get it, but I'm in agreement as well.

My best orgasm ever was having sex with a girl in a basement. The best **** was better than the best head I have ever gotten so for me it goes like

1. Puss
2. Mouth
3. Butt
 

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Only reason I mentioned up her @ss is because at least you can blow your load and definately not worry about getting her pregnant. Otherwise puss is 1st choice. BJ's don't do anything for me....unless she sucks her cheeks in, no teeth and keeps her mouth wet.
 

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all about the a$$, unless she has a tight little puss or gives amazing head. Mostly cuz I can blow my loan in her and not worry about preggo's and that **** is tight
 

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Can she still suck balls? And technically her sliding her mouth up and down the shaft like corn on the cob isn't ****ing her in the mouth.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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