"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mouth, Puss, or @ss..
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
backseatjuan
Banned
I'm pretty confident that I am the biggest ass man on the board. I could talk about ass all day, the different shapes and sizes and textures (soft, medium, firm, etc) but ironically I have no intention of doing anal. In a way though it's kind of hot. What better way to display your dominance than to **** her in all 3 holes. You've completely dominated her body at that point, and I guess that's rewarding, but anal as a stand alone is not very intruiging to me.
I'll stick with the pink stuff.
d!ckmojo
Senior Don Juan
I am not really into blow jobs tbh. Most girls are sh1t at it, they just lick it like a lollipop. There are a few girls though who can suck a d1ck deep throat like she has no gag reflex at all. Those bj's I'm totally into, but girls rarely have the skills to impress me.
And anal is kinda dirty. I don't like getting sh1t on my d1ck. I make the chick do an enema before I'll fcuk her in the ass, and its just a bit of a fcuk around for me.
SgtSplacker
Master Don Juan
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But puss all the way...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mike32ct
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Mouth is ok.
The third one is not my thing.
SgtSplacker
Master Don Juan
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d!ckmojo
Senior Don Juan
Anyway, he used to say that anal was waaay superior to any other type of sex and it was just awesome, and I was like "oh, er... ok?"
And he would be like *"yeah the really tight band of pressure from the sphincter just feels amazing around you d1ck".
ken chang
Don Juan
If not, puss.
I have never done @ss. So I don't know if I'll like it or not. Not too many chicks I know are open to that.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SoSuave666
Master Don Juan
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I prefer hand jobs...
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I once fvcked this drunk b!tch, and I guess she got a lot of air in her pvssy, because she passed out on her back with her knees in the air as soon as I got up, and then she let out a gigantic queef and spewed a huge mist of j!zz into the air like a backyard garden fountain. It was a tiny dorm room, and that sh!t went everywhere. It was on her books, her laptop, her wall posters, plus of course her bed and the floor. Then I left. The next time I saw that room, there was no trace of any mess, and she never said a word about it.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
MikeOck
Don Juan
Bl0wj0bs are a toss up, some women are amazing at it and some are terrible.
Not a fan of anal, I really don't like getting sh!t on my d!ck.
Upside
Senior Don Juan
My best orgasm ever was having sex with a girl in a basement. The best **** was better than the best head I have ever gotten so for me it goes like
1. Puss
2. Mouth
3. Butt
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.