"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Mother Dies Holding Her Wee for a Wii"

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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so you can get drunk from water.

Interesting...
 

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You can get poisoned. But you must be drinking ridiculous amounts of water within a very short period of time (< 20 mins). Then you will die. May be.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I found the most important pieces of that article!
Fraser said the combination of taking in large amounts of water without letting any out leads to brain swelling
A Sacramento woman is thought to have died of water intoxication
I don't pay attention to anything else.
 

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This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.
 

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Ricky said:
This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.
Yep, you hear the same thing in the cycling community. I've seen some who had depleted so much sodium that they couldn't hold down any water. They'd drink and would throw it back up within a couple of minutes.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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the sad thing is she came in 2nd. Didn't even win
 

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Ricky said:
This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.

Typically by novices.
Hydration is a skill endurance athletes figure out on their own.

I can easily do a marathon with less than 4 or 5 water cups (just to wet the mouth).

One good tip if, you're out in hot weather working or hiking or whatever, is to add a tsp of salt and a tsp of sugar to a quart and drink it down after a few regular waters.
I call it "hobo gatorade."
 

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The radio show has been cancelled, all ten staff members of the show have been fired, and there are now homicide detectives probing into the case. Those bastards deserve to roast. :nervous:
 

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Deep Dish said:
The radio show has been cancelled, all ten staff members of the show have been fired, and there are now homicide detectives probing into the case. Those bastards deserve to roast. :nervous:
I can't wait until it's made into a "Law & Order" episode....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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