"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Mother Dies Holding Her Wee for a Wii"

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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so you can get drunk from water.

Interesting...
 

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You can get poisoned. But you must be drinking ridiculous amounts of water within a very short period of time (< 20 mins). Then you will die. May be.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I found the most important pieces of that article!
Fraser said the combination of taking in large amounts of water without letting any out leads to brain swelling
A Sacramento woman is thought to have died of water intoxication
I don't pay attention to anything else.
 

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This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.
 

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Ricky said:
This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.
Yep, you hear the same thing in the cycling community. I've seen some who had depleted so much sodium that they couldn't hold down any water. They'd drink and would throw it back up within a couple of minutes.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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the sad thing is she came in 2nd. Didn't even win
 

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Ricky said:
This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.

Typically by novices.
Hydration is a skill endurance athletes figure out on their own.

I can easily do a marathon with less than 4 or 5 water cups (just to wet the mouth).

One good tip if, you're out in hot weather working or hiking or whatever, is to add a tsp of salt and a tsp of sugar to a quart and drink it down after a few regular waters.
I call it "hobo gatorade."
 

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The radio show has been cancelled, all ten staff members of the show have been fired, and there are now homicide detectives probing into the case. Those bastards deserve to roast. :nervous:
 

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Deep Dish said:
The radio show has been cancelled, all ten staff members of the show have been fired, and there are now homicide detectives probing into the case. Those bastards deserve to roast. :nervous:
I can't wait until it's made into a "Law & Order" episode....
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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