"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Mother Dies Holding Her Wee for a Wii"

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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so you can get drunk from water.

Interesting...
 

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You can get poisoned. But you must be drinking ridiculous amounts of water within a very short period of time (< 20 mins). Then you will die. May be.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I found the most important pieces of that article!
Fraser said the combination of taking in large amounts of water without letting any out leads to brain swelling
A Sacramento woman is thought to have died of water intoxication
I don't pay attention to anything else.
 

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This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.
 

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Ricky said:
This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.
Yep, you hear the same thing in the cycling community. I've seen some who had depleted so much sodium that they couldn't hold down any water. They'd drink and would throw it back up within a couple of minutes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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the sad thing is she came in 2nd. Didn't even win
 

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Ricky said:
This problem is very well known among the running community. There has been a case or two where someone drank too much during a marathon and died.

Typically by novices.
Hydration is a skill endurance athletes figure out on their own.

I can easily do a marathon with less than 4 or 5 water cups (just to wet the mouth).

One good tip if, you're out in hot weather working or hiking or whatever, is to add a tsp of salt and a tsp of sugar to a quart and drink it down after a few regular waters.
I call it "hobo gatorade."
 

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The radio show has been cancelled, all ten staff members of the show have been fired, and there are now homicide detectives probing into the case. Those bastards deserve to roast. :nervous:
 

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Deep Dish said:
The radio show has been cancelled, all ten staff members of the show have been fired, and there are now homicide detectives probing into the case. Those bastards deserve to roast. :nervous:
I can't wait until it's made into a "Law & Order" episode....
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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