"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Most overrated/underrated looking women and men

PeasantPlayer

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Who do you think is overrated in looks or underrated? I added men for the female posters. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....spit! lol
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i really enjoy those cute hipster/hippy looking girls. Not the nerdy socially awkward ones...the sexy ones. I feel like they often get overlooked in favor of slutty bimbos, when these girls are usually great in bed (not selfish like bimbos), and actually have an intelligent personality
 

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My mother? You are so funny, no wonder you are on this site.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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halle berry, way overrated... also miley cyrus overrated...

shakira is so damn horney man damn it, I love latin girls
 

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I agree with halle she is way average looking, looks like a typical mixesd girl.
 

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Maggie Gyllenhaal. You'd honestly have to pay me to bang her but somehow she's Christian Bale's (Batman's) love interest. C'mon now.
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Maggie Gyllenhaal. You'd honestly have to pay me to bang her but somehow she's Christian Bale's (Batman's) love interest. C'mon now.
probably the directors spoiled neece who begged him for the role. shes dang ugly indeed lmao
 

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I think Angelina Jolie is overrated. Kim K is overrated too. I think Sophia Bush is way underrated and so is Carrie Keagan...damn she's hot.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You guys beat me to it. Maggie Gyllenhall takes the win. And what kills me is if you ever mention to women that you think she was beaten with the droopy ugly stick they will act shocked and tell you how beautiful she is.

Speaking of that, why do women have a tendency towards finding the ugliest women beautiful? Like half of Hollywood and, guaranteed, any chick they ever try to set you up with. "She's beautiful!" then you get there and you want to call and ask if you are talking about the same chick. Never do setups. Lol

I've yet to understand what the big deal with Miley Cyrus is. She wasn't much to look at before then shaved her head. Ugh. Assumed it was some generational thing.
 

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What do we think of Cara Delevigne?
Models usually divide opinions and i can understand why she is the "in" thing, as she has quite a unique look.

http://www.vogue.co.uk/person/cara-delevingne

She seems batsh!t crazy too, I'd probably give her a go...but tbh i see girls nearly every day that are better looking than her
 

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Any woman who has a last name that ends in Kardashian

Miley Cyrus
Katy Perry
Jennifer Aniston
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Leanna Decker is terribly underrated. Sex radiates from every inch of her body and not many people have a clue as to who she is.
 

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Overrated = every good looking person who is on television, in music or in the movies. Underrated = every other good looking person.
 

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Olivia Wilde is insanely hot. Did you see her in the changeup? I busted my nut watching her in that movie.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Skinny beanpole girls like Olivia Wilde and Angelina are overrated, even though they would prob give amazing oral. JLaw is overrated but that's sort of part of her charm I think, girl next door.
You must never have seen Olivia Wilde's sex tape, she was a freak....
 
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