"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yes the OP is a bit, ummm, enthusiastic about his proclamations about the US, yet he’s here on a US server, using technology created by the US, on a network conceptualized and created by the US, speaking to us in some semblance of English, from a country that would be in the Stone Age without the massive US aid it’s been provided.

After all he IS 19.

We’ve tried to inform him, and he continues to rail, and that’s OK. He will either mature and learn or not.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes the OP is a bit, ummm, enthusiastic about his proclamations about the US, yet he’s here on a US server, using technology created by the US, on a network conceptualized and created by the US, speaking to us in some semblance of English, from a country that would be in the Stone Age without the massive US aid it’s been provided.

After all he IS 19.

We’ve tried to inform him, and he continues to rail, and that’s OK. He will either mature and learn or not.
i told you internet was made by Tim Berners-Lee who is not an american at all. you can't know who made the sososuave forum so you can't know wether he is an american or not... i don't think america had any big contribution to technology in daily usage such as cars,computers etc because all of that were conceptualized and made by other countries
 

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i told you internet was made by Tim Berners-Lee who is not an american at all. you can't know who made the sososuave forum so you can't know wether he is an american or not... i don't think america had any big contribution to technology in daily usage such as cars,computers etc because all of that were conceptualized and made by other countries
No actually the Internet was made by the US Military, DARPA, to be exact.

You need to go learn more and talk less.

The US Military has created more technology in daily use right now than any 10 countries combined. Microwaves, GPS, Internet, duct tape, super glue, cargo pants and the following:
  • canned food,
  • freeze drying,
  • frozen juice concentrate,
  • drones,
  • jet packs,
  • jet engines,
  • EpiPens,
  • blood transfusion,
  • blood banks,
  • weather radar,
  • stainless steel,
  • vegetarian sausages,
  • tea bags,
  • digital cameras,
  • night vision,
  • ambulances,
  • aerosol bug spray,
  • virtual reality,
  • synthetic rubber,
  • nylon and other synthetic fabrics,
  • jeeps,
  • penicillin,
  • walkie-talkies,
  • Silly Putty,
  • the Slinky,
  • T-shirts,
  • safety razors,
  • sanitary pads,
  • wristwatches and
  • computers.
Your ignorance is stunningly mind blowing.

Go find another hill to die on, because I assure "the US hasn't done anything for the world" isn't it.
 
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No actually the Internet was made by the US Military, DARPA, to be exact.

You need to go learn more and talk less.

The US Military has created more technology in daily use right now than any 10 countries combined. Microwaves, GPS, Internet, duct tape, super glue, cargo pants and the following:
  • canned food,
  • freeze drying,
  • frozen juice concentrate,
  • drones,
  • jet packs,
  • jet engines,
  • EpiPens,
  • blood transfusion,
  • blood banks,
  • weather radar,
  • stainless steel,
  • vegetarian sausages,
  • tea bags,
  • digital cameras,
  • night vision,
  • ambulances,
  • aerosol bug spray,
  • virtual reality,
  • synthetic rubber,
  • nylon and other synthetic fabrics,
  • jeeps,
  • penicillin,
  • walkie-talkies,
  • Silly Putty,
  • the Slinky,
  • T-shirts,
  • safety razors,
  • sanitary pads,
  • wristwatches and
  • computers.
Your ignorance is stunningly mind blowing.

Go find another hill to die on, because I assure "the US hasn't done anything for the world" isn't it.
what are you talking about?
darpa didn't make **** and you are giving them credit for something they didn't even intend to make. it was all the work of arpanet and world wide web as made by timothy..only contribution you guys have is school shooting and rioting for 5000+ genders
 

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what are you talking about?
darpa didn't make **** and you are giving them credit for something they didn't even intend to make. it was all the work of arpanet and world wide web as made by timothy..only contribution you guys have is school shooting and rioting for 5000+ genders
Go troll somewhere else.

Again. You need to do more reading and less talking. You have so much to learn.


At 19, the sooner you realize you don't know sh!t and don't even know what you don't know, the better you'll be because then you can do something about it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yup, this one is trolling. In the face of facts, he is intransigent. It's all good; I'd be pissed if I was him, too, lmao.

But I'd focus my energies elsewhere, but to each their own.
 

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Yup, this one is trolling. In the face of facts, he is intransigent. It's all good; I'd be pissed if I was him, too, lmao.

But I'd focus my energies elsewhere, but to each their own.
Funny only 20% of people on earth have running water and electricity 24/7 and make more than 1K a month in earnings on average but the 80% bag on people in the 20% as if having to wonder how many hours rolling brownouts will happen today or if they will have working indoor plumbing is somehow a positive.
 

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american celebrity undertaker left usa and went to saudi in order to watch ronaldo. this is the influence of one man
 

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"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
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650 million people watched this across the world on July 16th, 1969, at 13:32:00 UTC. Hrmmmm thats 55 years ago. Imagine the viewership of this feat if it was today.

Neil Armstrong exited the spacecraft and became the first human to walk on the moon. As an estimated 650 million people watched, Armstrong proclaimed "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Game, set, match.
 

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"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
​
650 million people watched this across the world on July 16th, 1969, at 13:32:00 UTC. Hrmmmm thats 55 years ago. Imagine the viewership of this feat if it was today.

Neil Armstrong exited the spacecraft and became the first human to walk on the moon. As an estimated 650 million people watched, Armstrong proclaimed "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Game, set, match.
the entire thing seems fishy because the flag was straight up as if there was air and also why didn't nasa go there ever after that incident?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
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650 million people watched this across the world on July 16th, 1969, at 13:32:00 UTC. Hrmmmm thats 55 years ago. Imagine the viewership of this feat if it was today.

Neil Armstrong exited the spacecraft and became the first human to walk on the moon. As an estimated 650 million people watched, Armstrong proclaimed "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Game, set, match.
Also, Michael Jackson's Memorial Service(a US Singer) was watched by 2 Billion people worldwide, making it the 2nd most watched single day event, next to the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Summer Olympics, of all time.
 

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Also, Michael Jackson's Memorial Service(a US Singer) was watched by 2 Billion people worldwide, making it the 2nd most watched single day event, next to the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Summer Olympics, of all time.
lol ronaldo's al nassr opening ceremony was watched by 3 billions around the globe
 
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