"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Most annoying sayings/verbal cliches?

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logic1 said:
"If it was meant to be........................................"
Such a fvcking copout.

"My dog died."
"It was meant to be."
"Thank you, Oracle! What else is meant to be?"

My personal favorite:

"I don't mean to be/sound _______, but..."

For example, "I don't mean to be offensive, but you're really fat." Oh gee, thanks for putting that little disclaimer at the begining because now I know that you're really a saint inside and could never be judgemental.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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WesCottII said:
"like"

It's like, near the supermarket.

Like near? it either IS or it ISN'T.
This has got to be the worst word in our language. I absolutely loathe anyone who prefaces every other word with: "like".

I fvcking hate it with a passion.
 

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ring ring ring
penkitten "hello xxx apartments"
unknown resident caller "whatcha doin'?"

penkitten "WORKING!!"

why call me at the office to ask what i am doing?
just state who you are and what you want/need so i can reply with an answer and get back to all the other work i have!
 

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What happens in _____, stays in _____

People substitute any bullsh!t city in that phrase nowadays
 

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Michele said:
"i know, right?"

"what the *fuck* is up?!" ...is that even necessary?

stupid females calling their friends bitches, sluts and whores just because they can when no one else can... and smile it off as if they're cute. (girls like this are embarrassing to even know. makes you /facepalm when you hear them say that.)

leet speak is fun... and hot when a girl understands and sarcastically jokes around with it.
Why isnt that censored? Can we say ****, now, like big boys?

Anyways, we should all kick ourselves for forgetting this one:

"Oh he's just a friend"
I was that "friend" last week! it was nice and tight!

Oh, I get it, he added color on the first letter of the bad words.
let me try... fuck Ok, that was bold on the first letter.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Everything happens for a reason."

"It's always two sides to one story."

"What's done in the dark, will come to the light."

"What goes around comes around."

"Big people need loving too."
 

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Here guys, I have a few annoying ones...

"Real estate is the way to go...buying a home is the best investment"... FVCK YOU.

"It takes money to make money"... BLOW ME.

"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya"...Wanna see my fist in your face?

"Svcks to be you"... SVCK ON THIS!!..FVCKER!!
 

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BFFs for life!!!

This annoys me a great deal. The people who profess this BS are precisely the ones that go around spewing lies about their supposed "BF".

I hate labels like that. You are just setting yourself up for a fall!
 

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"Moving swiftly along."

If you need to say that, you're not moving swiftly along. That little transition phrase contradicts itself because it makes the transition jumpy. Just say "Moving along" you bastards.
 

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Thank you for your interest in xxx.

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that other applicants more closely match our requirements and you have not been selected for the next round of the recruitment process.

We thank you again for your interest and wish you every success in your future career.
hate.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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What's that supposed to mean?

You know precisely what that means!! I just spent a good portion of this discussion explaining it to you, you emotionally stunted bastard!
 

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when people make the joke:

i hate it when people say "Can I ask you something?"

Well you didn't give me much choice there!"
drives me nuts. it was funny ONCE. not after everybody's heard it a hundred times
 

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"Everything happens for a reason."

"It's always two sides to one story."

"What's done in the dark, will come to the light."

"What goes around comes around."

"Big people need loving too."
HEY! I actually like 1,2 and 4....the last one is hilarious! hahaha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"It's in the Bible that ...."
"God doesn't want you to ..."
"You should show more respect towards..."
"They are your parents"
"I would never marry a .... [insert any minority here]"
"America is Number 1" (This one is for the "faith over facts crowd" as seen in Bill Maher's show)
"We need to get drug dealers off the streets" (instead of making them take other opportunities so that they will quit selling drugs and cost us money by being in prison)
".... or something" (can't make up your mind?)

Maybe more later.
 

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Faded Image said:
"Big people need loving too."
Yeah but they got to pay.
 

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****ing every single one of them. Get ****ing hit with a baseball bat with rusted nails on it if you're going to try to be an annoying smarmy douche with your inane catchphrases and your conceit. Stick your condescending attitude down your *******.
 

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"Let's just be friends." and "Is that a line?" (which ironicaly is a line).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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