"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Most annoying sayings/verbal cliches?

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logic1 said:
"If it was meant to be........................................"
Such a fvcking copout.

"My dog died."
"It was meant to be."
"Thank you, Oracle! What else is meant to be?"

My personal favorite:

"I don't mean to be/sound _______, but..."

For example, "I don't mean to be offensive, but you're really fat." Oh gee, thanks for putting that little disclaimer at the begining because now I know that you're really a saint inside and could never be judgemental.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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WesCottII said:
"like"

It's like, near the supermarket.

Like near? it either IS or it ISN'T.
This has got to be the worst word in our language. I absolutely loathe anyone who prefaces every other word with: "like".

I fvcking hate it with a passion.
 

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ring ring ring
penkitten "hello xxx apartments"
unknown resident caller "whatcha doin'?"

penkitten "WORKING!!"

why call me at the office to ask what i am doing?
just state who you are and what you want/need so i can reply with an answer and get back to all the other work i have!
 

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What happens in _____, stays in _____

People substitute any bullsh!t city in that phrase nowadays
 

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Michele said:
"i know, right?"

"what the *fuck* is up?!" ...is that even necessary?

stupid females calling their friends bitches, sluts and whores just because they can when no one else can... and smile it off as if they're cute. (girls like this are embarrassing to even know. makes you /facepalm when you hear them say that.)

leet speak is fun... and hot when a girl understands and sarcastically jokes around with it.
Why isnt that censored? Can we say ****, now, like big boys?

Anyways, we should all kick ourselves for forgetting this one:

"Oh he's just a friend"
I was that "friend" last week! it was nice and tight!

Oh, I get it, he added color on the first letter of the bad words.
let me try... fuck Ok, that was bold on the first letter.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"Everything happens for a reason."

"It's always two sides to one story."

"What's done in the dark, will come to the light."

"What goes around comes around."

"Big people need loving too."
 

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Here guys, I have a few annoying ones...

"Real estate is the way to go...buying a home is the best investment"... FVCK YOU.

"It takes money to make money"... BLOW ME.

"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya"...Wanna see my fist in your face?

"Svcks to be you"... SVCK ON THIS!!..FVCKER!!
 

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BFFs for life!!!

This annoys me a great deal. The people who profess this BS are precisely the ones that go around spewing lies about their supposed "BF".

I hate labels like that. You are just setting yourself up for a fall!
 

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"Moving swiftly along."

If you need to say that, you're not moving swiftly along. That little transition phrase contradicts itself because it makes the transition jumpy. Just say "Moving along" you bastards.
 

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Thank you for your interest in xxx.

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that other applicants more closely match our requirements and you have not been selected for the next round of the recruitment process.

We thank you again for your interest and wish you every success in your future career.
hate.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What's that supposed to mean?

You know precisely what that means!! I just spent a good portion of this discussion explaining it to you, you emotionally stunted bastard!
 

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when people make the joke:

i hate it when people say "Can I ask you something?"

Well you didn't give me much choice there!"
drives me nuts. it was funny ONCE. not after everybody's heard it a hundred times
 

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"Everything happens for a reason."

"It's always two sides to one story."

"What's done in the dark, will come to the light."

"What goes around comes around."

"Big people need loving too."
HEY! I actually like 1,2 and 4....the last one is hilarious! hahaha
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"It's in the Bible that ...."
"God doesn't want you to ..."
"You should show more respect towards..."
"They are your parents"
"I would never marry a .... [insert any minority here]"
"America is Number 1" (This one is for the "faith over facts crowd" as seen in Bill Maher's show)
"We need to get drug dealers off the streets" (instead of making them take other opportunities so that they will quit selling drugs and cost us money by being in prison)
".... or something" (can't make up your mind?)

Maybe more later.
 

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Faded Image said:
"Big people need loving too."
Yeah but they got to pay.
 

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****ing every single one of them. Get ****ing hit with a baseball bat with rusted nails on it if you're going to try to be an annoying smarmy douche with your inane catchphrases and your conceit. Stick your condescending attitude down your *******.
 

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"Let's just be friends." and "Is that a line?" (which ironicaly is a line).
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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