firstbornunicorn
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mormon chick messaged me on facebook and invited me over to read the book of Mormon with her. How to escalate?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
deadmasterx
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Do the Mormons still have that polygamia thing? If so, it's gonna be a new opportunity to get more plates huh
Jokes aside, I have absolutely no idea. I would say be funny, but if you get funny when talking about my religion you'd probably just piss me off.
Jokes aside, I have absolutely no idea. I would say be funny, but if you get funny when talking about my religion you'd probably just piss me off.
BackInTheGame78
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Georgepithyou
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So you have the opportunity to meet a traditional and conservative woman who could make a good wife and instead you want to corrupt and ruin her?
No wonder women these days are in such a bad shape thanks to men like u
No wonder women these days are in such a bad shape thanks to men like u
firstbornunicorn
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I didn't specify what I wanted to escalate into. 7 kids and a white picket fence is the ultimate goal.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RickTheToad
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Good luck dude. Mormon's do not have sex out of wedlock. Wasting your time.
www.huffpost.com
A Peek Into The Mormon Bedroom: Dealing With Sex And Religion
A Peek Into The Mormon Bedroom: Dealing With Sex And Religion
Dash Riprock
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OP should brush up on the BoM and head on over. It would be the ultimate challenge. Harder than converting a lesbian chick. Make sure you wear a Motley Crue pentagram T shirt, haha.
When I was in college. I think my second year, and living in a house for summer because the dorms were closed, two Mormon chicks came to the house and wanted to read the bible. One was a HB9+ around 20 years old. Black hair, brown eyes, maybe 5'3, awesome body. I mean smokin'. She wore a tight black dress and black nylons. They'd be reading and I'd be looking down at the book (allegedly) but was checking out her body the whole time. They came over once a week for a while. Looking back, I should have made a play, but I lived with 4 other guys and a girl. Wonder what happened to that hottie.
When I was in college. I think my second year, and living in a house for summer because the dorms were closed, two Mormon chicks came to the house and wanted to read the bible. One was a HB9+ around 20 years old. Black hair, brown eyes, maybe 5'3, awesome body. I mean smokin'. She wore a tight black dress and black nylons. They'd be reading and I'd be looking down at the book (allegedly) but was checking out her body the whole time. They came over once a week for a while. Looking back, I should have made a play, but I lived with 4 other guys and a girl. Wonder what happened to that hottie.
wifehunter
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taiyuu_otoko
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
metalwater
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like all things, triage your time. if you got nothing better to do, why not.
Mormon is not a type of person or girl it is a set of beliefs, the ppl doing that often hang together.
-she might be new to it and not very committed.
-she might be into you and using that as an innocent approach.
-she might want to save you...
-she is a girl before being a Mormon... all of the red pill knowledge still applies.
-if she was just trying to convert you she will not meet with you in an isolated setting. she will have been taught and re-taught to not get into that situation for exactly the obvious reasons. if she is a dedicated believer. in the same way, the men will not meet alone with a woman if he is on church business such as teaching the books. at least not supposed to.
based on your stated goals.. no reason to not check it out.
Mormon is not a type of person or girl it is a set of beliefs, the ppl doing that often hang together.
-she might be new to it and not very committed.
-she might be into you and using that as an innocent approach.
-she might want to save you...
-she is a girl before being a Mormon... all of the red pill knowledge still applies.
-if she was just trying to convert you she will not meet with you in an isolated setting. she will have been taught and re-taught to not get into that situation for exactly the obvious reasons. if she is a dedicated believer. in the same way, the men will not meet alone with a woman if he is on church business such as teaching the books. at least not supposed to.
based on your stated goals.. no reason to not check it out.
MatureDJ
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I have a story from a friend of mine who had dated a Mormon (and a single mommy at that 
). After a few YEARS, he figured that if he could get her to go on Florida beach vacation, he would get a room with only a single bed, so that he could work his "kino" on her. Of course, when they were at the hotel desk, she kept badgering him to ask the clerk for a room with 2 beds, which he Betariffically did (he thinks he saw the clerk, a man, laugh to himself about this). OK, so it's going to be like scene from "I Love Lucy" in the '50s, but he figured that at least she would come out the shower in something nice; she ended up coming out with pajamas that exposed nothing above the wrists & ankles or below the chin - and he said even the pajama top was a bit loose, so he didn't even get to see the impression of a nipple.
About the only good thing about Mormon chicks is that they are historically predisposed to their man having a harem - like this guy:
en.wikipedia.org
). After a few YEARS, he figured that if he could get her to go on Florida beach vacation, he would get a room with only a single bed, so that he could work his "kino" on her. Of course, when they were at the hotel desk, she kept badgering him to ask the clerk for a room with 2 beds, which he Betariffically did (he thinks he saw the clerk, a man, laugh to himself about this). OK, so it's going to be like scene from "I Love Lucy" in the '50s, but he figured that at least she would come out the shower in something nice; she ended up coming out with pajamas that exposed nothing above the wrists & ankles or below the chin - and he said even the pajama top was a bit loose, so he didn't even get to see the impression of a nipple. About the only good thing about Mormon chicks is that they are historically predisposed to their man having a harem - like this guy:
List of Brigham Young's wives - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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