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[thinkinblue613]

What's your job? = Gotta know my allowance before I f*ck you.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

What do you do for a living = How much money do you make?
(my response is "How much do you weigh?")

 

[ArcBound]

I hate you = Keep doing what you're doing
You're an asshvle = Fvck me
I'm not that kind of girl = Keep pushing so when I explain this story to everyone else I can blame it on you and your suaveness

 

[SecondHalf]

I am 29 = I am 35
I am 39 = I am 45
I am 49 = I am 55
I'm a highly sexual being = I'm a highly sexual being ... initially.
It's complicated = My life is such a disaster, I don't want to talk about it.
I'm looking for someone real = I want to be the user for a change.
Lets just be friends = F**k off, eat sh1t and die, you disgust me.
I want to take it slow = I need time to see if I have to settle for you.
Nice house = I can't wait to change everything with your money.
I'm athletic and toned = I need muscle to carry around this extra weight.

 

[Strelok]

I'm open minded for sex= I fvcked lot of guys

I'm sensitive= I'm sensitive only when its me to be hurt

I like to travel= I like to party even in other places

I'm for equality= I dont wanna be the woman in the relationship

I'm empowered= I dont do anything you would expect from a woman

I like to try new things= I eat at ethnic restaurants

We have to talk= Im going to tell what to do

You never listen at me= You dont do what I tell you to

Love is more important than money= I want the big diamond not the small one

Does he have a gf= he is worth something?

She is a b1tch= she is more attractive than me and that disturbs me

I'm adventurous= I visit new clubs and try new drinks and shoes

 

[Mike32ct]

"I want ambitious guy but not a workaholic." = I want him to make lots of money working only part-time hours.

"I don't do x until the third/fourth/tenth date." = You haven't spent enough on me yet. You gotta pay to play buddy.