"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gangster Of Love

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What do you do for a living = How much money do you make?
(my response is "How much do you weigh?")
 
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ArcBound

Master Don Juan
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I hate you = Keep doing what you're doing
You're an asshvle = Fvck me
I'm not that kind of girl = Keep pushing so when I explain this story to everyone else I can blame it on you and your suaveness
 
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SecondHalf

Master Don Juan
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I am 29 = I am 35
I am 39 = I am 45
I am 49 = I am 55
I'm a highly sexual being = I'm a highly sexual being ... initially.
It's complicated = My life is such a disaster, I don't want to talk about it.
I'm looking for someone real = I want to be the user for a change.
Lets just be friends = F**k off, eat sh1t and die, you disgust me.
I want to take it slow = I need time to see if I have to settle for you.
Nice house = I can't wait to change everything with your money.
I'm athletic and toned = I need muscle to carry around this extra weight.
 
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Strelok

Master Don Juan
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I'm open minded for sex= I fvcked lot of guys

I'm sensitive= I'm sensitive only when its me to be hurt

I like to travel= I like to party even in other places

I'm for equality= I dont wanna be the woman in the relationship

I'm empowered= I dont do anything you would expect from a woman

I like to try new things= I eat at ethnic restaurants

We have to talk= Im going to tell what to do

You never listen at me= You dont do what I tell you to

Love is more important than money= I want the big diamond not the small one

Does he have a gf= he is worth something?

She is a b1tch= she is more attractive than me and that disturbs me

I'm adventurous= I visit new clubs and try new drinks and shoes
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mike32ct

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"I want ambitious guy but not a workaholic." = I want him to make lots of money working only part-time hours.

"I don't do x until the third/fourth/tenth date." = You haven't spent enough on me yet. You gotta pay to play buddy.
 
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