thinkinblue613
Don Juan
What's your job? = Gotta know my allowance before I f*ck you.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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- Thread starter 5string
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
What do you do for a living = How much money do you make?
(my response is "How much do you weigh?")
(my response is "How much do you weigh?")
I hate you = Keep doing what you're doing
You're an asshvle = Fvck me
I'm not that kind of girl = Keep pushing so when I explain this story to everyone else I can blame it on you and your suaveness
You're an asshvle = Fvck me
I'm not that kind of girl = Keep pushing so when I explain this story to everyone else I can blame it on you and your suaveness
SecondHalf
Master Don Juan
I am 29 = I am 35
I am 39 = I am 45
I am 49 = I am 55
I'm a highly sexual being = I'm a highly sexual being ... initially.
It's complicated = My life is such a disaster, I don't want to talk about it.
I'm looking for someone real = I want to be the user for a change.
Lets just be friends = F**k off, eat sh1t and die, you disgust me.
I want to take it slow = I need time to see if I have to settle for you.
Nice house = I can't wait to change everything with your money.
I'm athletic and toned = I need muscle to carry around this extra weight.
I am 39 = I am 45
I am 49 = I am 55
I'm a highly sexual being = I'm a highly sexual being ... initially.
It's complicated = My life is such a disaster, I don't want to talk about it.
I'm looking for someone real = I want to be the user for a change.
Lets just be friends = F**k off, eat sh1t and die, you disgust me.
I want to take it slow = I need time to see if I have to settle for you.
Nice house = I can't wait to change everything with your money.
I'm athletic and toned = I need muscle to carry around this extra weight.
I'm open minded for sex= I fvcked lot of guys
I'm sensitive= I'm sensitive only when its me to be hurt
I like to travel= I like to party even in other places
I'm for equality= I dont wanna be the woman in the relationship
I'm empowered= I dont do anything you would expect from a woman
I like to try new things= I eat at ethnic restaurants
We have to talk= Im going to tell what to do
You never listen at me= You dont do what I tell you to
Love is more important than money= I want the big diamond not the small one
Does he have a gf= he is worth something?
She is a b1tch= she is more attractive than me and that disturbs me
I'm adventurous= I visit new clubs and try new drinks and shoes
I'm sensitive= I'm sensitive only when its me to be hurt
I like to travel= I like to party even in other places
I'm for equality= I dont wanna be the woman in the relationship
I'm empowered= I dont do anything you would expect from a woman
I like to try new things= I eat at ethnic restaurants
We have to talk= Im going to tell what to do
You never listen at me= You dont do what I tell you to
Love is more important than money= I want the big diamond not the small one
Does he have a gf= he is worth something?
She is a b1tch= she is more attractive than me and that disturbs me
I'm adventurous= I visit new clubs and try new drinks and shoes
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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"I want ambitious guy but not a workaholic." = I want him to make lots of money working only part-time hours.
"I don't do x until the third/fourth/tenth date." = You haven't spent enough on me yet. You gotta pay to play buddy.
"I don't do x until the third/fourth/tenth date." = You haven't spent enough on me yet. You gotta pay to play buddy.