Wishing you a speedy recovery @RichardTheFrog
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
More plastic surgery...
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
RichardTheFrog
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Thanks
RichardTheFrog
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Okay just for you
RichardTheFrog
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April 10th is the first day I'm allowed to have sex.
I should call that girl up. You know the one I met at that place. The one who...
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just scroll through the first few pages of Backpage ads and call the hottest one.
I should call that girl up. You know the one I met at that place. The one who...
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just scroll through the first few pages of Backpage ads and call the hottest one.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Jeeesssus. How long does that pain last usually?
I wouldn’t ever do it myself (I’d rather just spend longer on foreplay), but in a way I can admire your tenacity.
Hope recovery isn’t too agonising...and I hope the effort was worth it for you.
RichardTheFrog
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This is kid sh1t.
RichardTheFrog
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Tonight was the 3rd time I changed the bandages, and the 1st time it looked enough like a normal penis for me to take measurements.
It's as big flaccid as it previously was erect.
I should be back in those Magnum XL's in about 30 days. I hope I didn't make it TOO big. Like too big to get head.
Not that anyone wants to give me head, anyway. But if they did.
It's as big flaccid as it previously was erect.
I should be back in those Magnum XL's in about 30 days. I hope I didn't make it TOO big. Like too big to get head.
Not that anyone wants to give me head, anyway. But if they did.
RichardTheFrog
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Not that anyone cares, but here's an update...
So when they sent me home, there was about 20 pages of aftercare instructions. Among the items they sent me home with was a bag of rubber bands that go around the base to keep the "filler" material in until it can permanently become part of your body.
(Funny story, you can actually see the silicone "filler" from my previous girth enhancement in my penile implant surgery video which is on YouTube. I actually haven't watched it because I can't bring myself to watch someone cut my balls open, although I have no problem watching other people's implant surgery videos). But, anyway...
So these rubber bands were labelled either with a "1" or a "2." I didn't know what this meant and it was nowhere in the instructions. Well, apparently, the "1's" are a lot tighter than the "2's". I should have been using "2's" the whole time, but I was switching up. 2 weeks after the procedure, I started developing cuts around the base and every time I would change bandages, they would be filled with blood and pus.
The doctor put me back on antibiotics last week and told me to start taking daily Epsom salt baths and to change the bandages daily.
Every time I would change the bandages, some of the padding, or pre-wrap would get stuck to the cut and it would reopen and I would drip blood on my bathroom floor every day. Until I discovered "non-stick padding" that I put over it now, so I haven't seen any new blood in 2 days now.
Hopefully, it will still be ready on 4/11 like originally planned. If it takes longer, then I will wait.
And once the aftercare is over, I can start lifting weights.
So when they sent me home, there was about 20 pages of aftercare instructions. Among the items they sent me home with was a bag of rubber bands that go around the base to keep the "filler" material in until it can permanently become part of your body.
(Funny story, you can actually see the silicone "filler" from my previous girth enhancement in my penile implant surgery video which is on YouTube. I actually haven't watched it because I can't bring myself to watch someone cut my balls open, although I have no problem watching other people's implant surgery videos). But, anyway...
So these rubber bands were labelled either with a "1" or a "2." I didn't know what this meant and it was nowhere in the instructions. Well, apparently, the "1's" are a lot tighter than the "2's". I should have been using "2's" the whole time, but I was switching up. 2 weeks after the procedure, I started developing cuts around the base and every time I would change bandages, they would be filled with blood and pus.
The doctor put me back on antibiotics last week and told me to start taking daily Epsom salt baths and to change the bandages daily.
Every time I would change the bandages, some of the padding, or pre-wrap would get stuck to the cut and it would reopen and I would drip blood on my bathroom floor every day. Until I discovered "non-stick padding" that I put over it now, so I haven't seen any new blood in 2 days now.
Hopefully, it will still be ready on 4/11 like originally planned. If it takes longer, then I will wait.
And once the aftercare is over, I can start lifting weights.
RichardTheFrog
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Wow. So I just pumped my implant hard for the first time since the procedure while I was soaking and changing bandages tonight.
Time to go buy some Magnum XL's. Girth increased by almost 1".
Why the fvck do I need a Lamborghini? Yet I still want to get rich. And how would anyone know I was rich if I don't flaunt it some? I have to OWN the chrome Lambo, and not let it own me.
At 31, I wouldn't mind giving a super hot 19-22 year old a little money if she fvcks me all the time. That's just life. What else would I do? Make her laugh. Lol.
Time to go buy some Magnum XL's. Girth increased by almost 1".
Why the fvck do I need a Lamborghini? Yet I still want to get rich. And how would anyone know I was rich if I don't flaunt it some? I have to OWN the chrome Lambo, and not let it own me.
At 31, I wouldn't mind giving a super hot 19-22 year old a little money if she fvcks me all the time. That's just life. What else would I do? Make her laugh. Lol.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RichardTheFrog
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And this makes it all worth it...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/843873owd5itizm/XCamera-20180404_043018.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/843873owd5itizm/XCamera-20180404_043018.jpg?dl=0
you could do the same with pic from google and she wouldnt tell the difference even if you had small c0ck
RichardTheFrog
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But it's actually me. That's the difference.
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