Wishing you a speedy recovery @RichardTheFrog
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
More plastic surgery...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
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Thanks
RichardTheFrog
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Okay just for you
RichardTheFrog
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April 10th is the first day I'm allowed to have sex.
I should call that girl up. You know the one I met at that place. The one who...
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just scroll through the first few pages of Backpage ads and call the hottest one.
I should call that girl up. You know the one I met at that place. The one who...
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just scroll through the first few pages of Backpage ads and call the hottest one.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Jeeesssus. How long does that pain last usually?
I wouldn’t ever do it myself (I’d rather just spend longer on foreplay), but in a way I can admire your tenacity.
Hope recovery isn’t too agonising...and I hope the effort was worth it for you.
RichardTheFrog
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This is kid sh1t.
RichardTheFrog
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Tonight was the 3rd time I changed the bandages, and the 1st time it looked enough like a normal penis for me to take measurements.
It's as big flaccid as it previously was erect.
I should be back in those Magnum XL's in about 30 days. I hope I didn't make it TOO big. Like too big to get head.
Not that anyone wants to give me head, anyway. But if they did.
It's as big flaccid as it previously was erect.
I should be back in those Magnum XL's in about 30 days. I hope I didn't make it TOO big. Like too big to get head.
Not that anyone wants to give me head, anyway. But if they did.
RichardTheFrog
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Not that anyone cares, but here's an update...
So when they sent me home, there was about 20 pages of aftercare instructions. Among the items they sent me home with was a bag of rubber bands that go around the base to keep the "filler" material in until it can permanently become part of your body.
(Funny story, you can actually see the silicone "filler" from my previous girth enhancement in my penile implant surgery video which is on YouTube. I actually haven't watched it because I can't bring myself to watch someone cut my balls open, although I have no problem watching other people's implant surgery videos). But, anyway...
So these rubber bands were labelled either with a "1" or a "2." I didn't know what this meant and it was nowhere in the instructions. Well, apparently, the "1's" are a lot tighter than the "2's". I should have been using "2's" the whole time, but I was switching up. 2 weeks after the procedure, I started developing cuts around the base and every time I would change bandages, they would be filled with blood and pus.
The doctor put me back on antibiotics last week and told me to start taking daily Epsom salt baths and to change the bandages daily.
Every time I would change the bandages, some of the padding, or pre-wrap would get stuck to the cut and it would reopen and I would drip blood on my bathroom floor every day. Until I discovered "non-stick padding" that I put over it now, so I haven't seen any new blood in 2 days now.
Hopefully, it will still be ready on 4/11 like originally planned. If it takes longer, then I will wait.
And once the aftercare is over, I can start lifting weights.
So when they sent me home, there was about 20 pages of aftercare instructions. Among the items they sent me home with was a bag of rubber bands that go around the base to keep the "filler" material in until it can permanently become part of your body.
(Funny story, you can actually see the silicone "filler" from my previous girth enhancement in my penile implant surgery video which is on YouTube. I actually haven't watched it because I can't bring myself to watch someone cut my balls open, although I have no problem watching other people's implant surgery videos). But, anyway...
So these rubber bands were labelled either with a "1" or a "2." I didn't know what this meant and it was nowhere in the instructions. Well, apparently, the "1's" are a lot tighter than the "2's". I should have been using "2's" the whole time, but I was switching up. 2 weeks after the procedure, I started developing cuts around the base and every time I would change bandages, they would be filled with blood and pus.
The doctor put me back on antibiotics last week and told me to start taking daily Epsom salt baths and to change the bandages daily.
Every time I would change the bandages, some of the padding, or pre-wrap would get stuck to the cut and it would reopen and I would drip blood on my bathroom floor every day. Until I discovered "non-stick padding" that I put over it now, so I haven't seen any new blood in 2 days now.
Hopefully, it will still be ready on 4/11 like originally planned. If it takes longer, then I will wait.
And once the aftercare is over, I can start lifting weights.
RichardTheFrog
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Wow. So I just pumped my implant hard for the first time since the procedure while I was soaking and changing bandages tonight.
Time to go buy some Magnum XL's. Girth increased by almost 1".
Why the fvck do I need a Lamborghini? Yet I still want to get rich. And how would anyone know I was rich if I don't flaunt it some? I have to OWN the chrome Lambo, and not let it own me.
At 31, I wouldn't mind giving a super hot 19-22 year old a little money if she fvcks me all the time. That's just life. What else would I do? Make her laugh. Lol.
Time to go buy some Magnum XL's. Girth increased by almost 1".
Why the fvck do I need a Lamborghini? Yet I still want to get rich. And how would anyone know I was rich if I don't flaunt it some? I have to OWN the chrome Lambo, and not let it own me.
At 31, I wouldn't mind giving a super hot 19-22 year old a little money if she fvcks me all the time. That's just life. What else would I do? Make her laugh. Lol.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
RichardTheFrog
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And this makes it all worth it...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/843873owd5itizm/XCamera-20180404_043018.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/843873owd5itizm/XCamera-20180404_043018.jpg?dl=0
you could do the same with pic from google and she wouldnt tell the difference even if you had small c0ck
RichardTheFrog
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But it's actually me. That's the difference.
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