Wishing you a speedy recovery @RichardTheFrog
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
More plastic surgery...
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
RichardTheFrog
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Thanks
RichardTheFrog
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Okay just for you
RichardTheFrog
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April 10th is the first day I'm allowed to have sex.
I should call that girl up. You know the one I met at that place. The one who...
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just scroll through the first few pages of Backpage ads and call the hottest one.
I should call that girl up. You know the one I met at that place. The one who...
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just scroll through the first few pages of Backpage ads and call the hottest one.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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Jeeesssus. How long does that pain last usually?
I wouldn’t ever do it myself (I’d rather just spend longer on foreplay), but in a way I can admire your tenacity.
Hope recovery isn’t too agonising...and I hope the effort was worth it for you.
RichardTheFrog
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This is kid sh1t.
RichardTheFrog
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Tonight was the 3rd time I changed the bandages, and the 1st time it looked enough like a normal penis for me to take measurements.
It's as big flaccid as it previously was erect.
I should be back in those Magnum XL's in about 30 days. I hope I didn't make it TOO big. Like too big to get head.
Not that anyone wants to give me head, anyway. But if they did.
It's as big flaccid as it previously was erect.
I should be back in those Magnum XL's in about 30 days. I hope I didn't make it TOO big. Like too big to get head.
Not that anyone wants to give me head, anyway. But if they did.
RichardTheFrog
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Not that anyone cares, but here's an update...
So when they sent me home, there was about 20 pages of aftercare instructions. Among the items they sent me home with was a bag of rubber bands that go around the base to keep the "filler" material in until it can permanently become part of your body.
(Funny story, you can actually see the silicone "filler" from my previous girth enhancement in my penile implant surgery video which is on YouTube. I actually haven't watched it because I can't bring myself to watch someone cut my balls open, although I have no problem watching other people's implant surgery videos). But, anyway...
So these rubber bands were labelled either with a "1" or a "2." I didn't know what this meant and it was nowhere in the instructions. Well, apparently, the "1's" are a lot tighter than the "2's". I should have been using "2's" the whole time, but I was switching up. 2 weeks after the procedure, I started developing cuts around the base and every time I would change bandages, they would be filled with blood and pus.
The doctor put me back on antibiotics last week and told me to start taking daily Epsom salt baths and to change the bandages daily.
Every time I would change the bandages, some of the padding, or pre-wrap would get stuck to the cut and it would reopen and I would drip blood on my bathroom floor every day. Until I discovered "non-stick padding" that I put over it now, so I haven't seen any new blood in 2 days now.
Hopefully, it will still be ready on 4/11 like originally planned. If it takes longer, then I will wait.
And once the aftercare is over, I can start lifting weights.
So when they sent me home, there was about 20 pages of aftercare instructions. Among the items they sent me home with was a bag of rubber bands that go around the base to keep the "filler" material in until it can permanently become part of your body.
(Funny story, you can actually see the silicone "filler" from my previous girth enhancement in my penile implant surgery video which is on YouTube. I actually haven't watched it because I can't bring myself to watch someone cut my balls open, although I have no problem watching other people's implant surgery videos). But, anyway...
So these rubber bands were labelled either with a "1" or a "2." I didn't know what this meant and it was nowhere in the instructions. Well, apparently, the "1's" are a lot tighter than the "2's". I should have been using "2's" the whole time, but I was switching up. 2 weeks after the procedure, I started developing cuts around the base and every time I would change bandages, they would be filled with blood and pus.
The doctor put me back on antibiotics last week and told me to start taking daily Epsom salt baths and to change the bandages daily.
Every time I would change the bandages, some of the padding, or pre-wrap would get stuck to the cut and it would reopen and I would drip blood on my bathroom floor every day. Until I discovered "non-stick padding" that I put over it now, so I haven't seen any new blood in 2 days now.
Hopefully, it will still be ready on 4/11 like originally planned. If it takes longer, then I will wait.
And once the aftercare is over, I can start lifting weights.
RichardTheFrog
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Wow. So I just pumped my implant hard for the first time since the procedure while I was soaking and changing bandages tonight.
Time to go buy some Magnum XL's. Girth increased by almost 1".
Why the fvck do I need a Lamborghini? Yet I still want to get rich. And how would anyone know I was rich if I don't flaunt it some? I have to OWN the chrome Lambo, and not let it own me.
At 31, I wouldn't mind giving a super hot 19-22 year old a little money if she fvcks me all the time. That's just life. What else would I do? Make her laugh. Lol.
Time to go buy some Magnum XL's. Girth increased by almost 1".
Why the fvck do I need a Lamborghini? Yet I still want to get rich. And how would anyone know I was rich if I don't flaunt it some? I have to OWN the chrome Lambo, and not let it own me.
At 31, I wouldn't mind giving a super hot 19-22 year old a little money if she fvcks me all the time. That's just life. What else would I do? Make her laugh. Lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
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And this makes it all worth it...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/843873owd5itizm/XCamera-20180404_043018.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/843873owd5itizm/XCamera-20180404_043018.jpg?dl=0
you could do the same with pic from google and she wouldnt tell the difference even if you had small c0ck
RichardTheFrog
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But it's actually me. That's the difference.
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