"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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More party pix (no, they don't stop)

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Here's to last night. I'll do a side commentary along with some of them.


I don't know what Jen is doing in the right corner...
http://www.jbspencer.com/jen.jpg

Group shot... DJ looks hot down there in the left corner... and if my arms ever get as big as Nick's I'll die happy.
http://www.jbspencer.com/group2.jpg

Brandy...
http://www.jbspencer.com/branjer.jpg

I don't remember who this person was or what we talked about. The only thing I do remember is grabbing her boobs after the picture was taken.
http://www.jbspencer.com/dunno.jpg

Just noticed my hand is getting a little territorial on the right...
http://www.jbspencer.com/branjer2.jpg

Punk rock, anyone?
http://www.jbspencer.com/another.jpg

Yum. Just.. yum (no, her name isn't Yum). :p
http://www.jbspencer.com/dj.jpg

As we all know, racism is not allowed on this forum. However, it's up to you on how you view this picture of Nick being forced to sleep on the floor with the dog (at least I gave him a sleeping bag!)
http://www.jbspencer.com/nick.jpg
(this next one isn't from last night, but it's of Nick also - when we get drunk we do some weird sh*t)
http://www.jbspencer.com/nickhat.jpg
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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looks like a lot of good times and damn you seem to drink as much as I do.

cheers
 
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you look drunker than a bum diablo:) anyway, what about handing me jen's number? i swear, she's one of the hottest girls i ever seen in my whole life!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Looks like a good time.

But I don't see any WOMEN in the last couple pictures back at the apartment...what gives? :D
 
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Weird that Nick slept on the floor, seeing as he could probably kill anyone there :)
 
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Originally posted by squirrels
But I don't see any WOMEN in the last couple pictures back at the apartment...what gives? :D
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Unfortunately I'm still with the parents...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Diablo i have to give you alot of props, because you are 100% shear evidence that looks do not matter. Average looks with hot girls = good personality, social proof, or lots of money.

Congratulations to you!
 
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Originally posted by tristan22
Diablo i have to give you alot of props, because you are 100% shear evidence that looks do not matter. Average looks with hot girls = good personality, social proof, or lots of money.

Congratulations to you!
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that's a very nice thing to say:rolleyes:
 
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I don't care if it's nice or not, it's the truth. Not everyone is blessed with good looks. It's apparent he has something positive to offer or else he wouldn't be banging hot chicks.
 
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