"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Monica Lewinsky is Sexy

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I saw her on the John Oliver show, and damn, she's hot now! What the hell happened? How many people look better now than twenty years ago? She apparently has emerged as a speaker on the topic of bullying. She makes some good points in the interview, like not being able to get a job "because we get government funding, and Hillary might become president." Also, "no one said Bill Clinton should change his name, " was another good line.

(Clip above is a partial excerpt. It might be "removed for copyright concerns" at some point)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You guys really need to get out more and get laid a bit more. You're telling all how Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky are sexy ladies.
I don't consider Lewinsky sexy now or previously. I have to admit that picture of Hillary shows off a nice college age body though, no matter what you think of her from the neck up. I have to admit to being a sucker for a nice pair of breasts, for good or bad.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I said she looks good, especially for 45, I didn't say Monica was sexy. And regardless I don't choose my women based on other dudes' opinions. (Not that I would bang or date Monica.)
It okay. If you want to e-banger. I don't judge. Some guys here want to e-bang and really bang Ru-Paul. Hey, whatever floats your boat. ;'o
 

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Has anyone noticed that hor-ish women often seem to have exaggerated mouth movements when they pronounce words? It seems their mouths move more than necessary to form the sounds. I've always noticed this since my teens.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Her va gina touched Bill Clinton's ****. Get it away from me.
 

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Her va gina touched Bill Clinton's ****. Get it away from me.
I wonder if Bill ever dirty d!cked Monica and Hillary? That’s where you have sex with them both, one after the other, without washing ur d!ck in between.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Rumor has it he hasn’t washed it since.
He made a promise to himself that he would not wash it until Hillary became President. 2016 has came and went and it’s still a’ stinkin’ :rofl:
 
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