"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Monica Lewinsky is Sexy

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I saw her on the John Oliver show, and damn, she's hot now! What the hell happened? How many people look better now than twenty years ago? She apparently has emerged as a speaker on the topic of bullying. She makes some good points in the interview, like not being able to get a job "because we get government funding, and Hillary might become president." Also, "no one said Bill Clinton should change his name, " was another good line.

(Clip above is a partial excerpt. It might be "removed for copyright concerns" at some point)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You guys really need to get out more and get laid a bit more. You're telling all how Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky are sexy ladies.
I don't consider Lewinsky sexy now or previously. I have to admit that picture of Hillary shows off a nice college age body though, no matter what you think of her from the neck up. I have to admit to being a sucker for a nice pair of breasts, for good or bad.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I said she looks good, especially for 45, I didn't say Monica was sexy. And regardless I don't choose my women based on other dudes' opinions. (Not that I would bang or date Monica.)
It okay. If you want to e-banger. I don't judge. Some guys here want to e-bang and really bang Ru-Paul. Hey, whatever floats your boat. ;'o
 

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Has anyone noticed that hor-ish women often seem to have exaggerated mouth movements when they pronounce words? It seems their mouths move more than necessary to form the sounds. I've always noticed this since my teens.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Her va gina touched Bill Clinton's ****. Get it away from me.
 

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Her va gina touched Bill Clinton's ****. Get it away from me.
I wonder if Bill ever dirty d!cked Monica and Hillary? That’s where you have sex with them both, one after the other, without washing ur d!ck in between.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Rumor has it he hasn’t washed it since.
He made a promise to himself that he would not wash it until Hillary became President. 2016 has came and went and it’s still a’ stinkin’ :rofl:
 
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