"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Moderators,

There have been a number of posts recently from religious types trying to tell people to "come get help", and presenting sex and sexuality in a bad light.

A DJ is going to have sex at some point in time, hopefully multiple times to different people. So these "help" posts are essentially anti-DJ. Can you make them against the rules?

I could go around marking them all for moderation, but I think that would ultimately tick you off, so I'm just saying it in a general sense. I'm sure you've seen them and know what I'm talking about.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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there is more to life than porn and whining about "stealth posters"
 
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you are just mad because I said porn was bad. Porn is totally different from sex. I am all for the real thing, but too many guys here use porn as a substitute to getting the real deal. Thats why I encourage all DJ's to quit the porn with certain tools if necessary.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'll pray for all of you. :)
 
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KarmaSutra is one of them!!! Let's burn Karma!!!

Lets make a list of those who afflict against our cause!!

Carry the DJ bible with you everywhere you go, for it contains knowledge beyond the ages, it is for the now!!! We must forget about the past and burn it, for it is evil!!!!

I wonder how many thousands of years have been destroyed becfause of that type of thinking?
 
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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
KarmaSutra is one of them!!! Let's burn Karma!!!

Lets make a list of those who afflict against our cause!!

Carry the DJ bible with you everywhere you go, for it contains knowledge beyond the ages, it is for the now!!! We must forget about the past and burn it, for it is evil!!!!

I wonder how many thousands of years have been destroyed becfause of that type of thinking?
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Well, if we're going to do that we need a new 10 commandments.

Commandment #1: Thou shalt have sex with as many neighbors wifes as possible during one lifetime.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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