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Master Don Juan
Its been a while since I've posted. Just curious to know what happened to Eternal aka Crazykid.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Tough loss. He was a stand up mod.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Actually, he finally discovered what sex was like and has since devoted all of this time to having it. Unfortunately, this meant he had to step down from his position.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
i noticed he stoped posting but im pretty sure i saw him post yesterday!
EDIT: on inspection of his posts, it seems he has been posting a fair bit, i just dont seem to have stumbled accross his posts much recently!
EDIT: on inspection of his posts, it seems he has been posting a fair bit, i just dont seem to have stumbled accross his posts much recently!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
he got a life and had to give up since the "rules" of moderating from another member says that you can't have a life while you are a moderator.
He doesn't have a life, what are you talking aboutOriginally posted by comic_relief
he got a life and had to give up since the "rules" of moderating from another member says that you can't have a life while you are a moderator.