penkitten
Master Don Juan
* rats you out to the stewartess and gets free peanuts
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
they arent in packages but they are pretty tight
Eternal...you're missing the entire point. You had NO business saying what you did. You are a moderator and are supposed to be setting an example. When you randomly insult people while telling other people not to flame you're being a HYPOCRITE and are not going to be taken seriously or respected.
Why is it so hard for you to understand this very, very simple concept?
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Originally posted by penkitten
they arent in packages but they are pretty tight
sounds like fun...
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Hey...can we finish here? then you can have all the freakin' peanuts ya want...
*goes back to mile high-ing*
Well, if your boyfriend were more able to comprehend the initial post and just admit that he was being a hypocrite and delete his OWN flame in his post telling others not to do that I would not have had to come up with a "joke" that would offend him to illustrate my point.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Did I say 16? That was typo. I clearly meant 21.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
So Sexy, you gonna give AFK a chance now? He feels left out of the fun...
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
21...oh gawd...
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Hate to blow your little fantasy guys, but airlines don't even give out peanuts anymore, lol. So um... go have some fun with trail mix or whatever that crap is they give now.
Wyldfire... we're over it. Why don't you give that frame of mind a try?
And AFK... Can I see some ID please?
Wyldfire... we're over it. Why don't you give that frame of mind a try?
And AFK... Can I see some ID please?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Hey...USAirways still gives out peanuts. They're in the little silver and blue packages that say "USAirways", so the stewardesses and peanuts and airline sex can continue without a hitch...lol
and eternal: NO thats not a complaint...21..oooh yeahs
and eternal: NO thats not a complaint...21..oooh yeahs
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Wow. I'm surprised. Every time I've flown lately (Delta, Jetblue, Song...) they had no peanuts. Something about peanut-allergies being a death risk, lol. They gave us crappy chips instead. Bleah.
I feel very deprieved now. I want nuts! (wow someone is totally gonna quote me on that one).
...and 21 WHAT?
I feel very deprieved now. I want nuts! (wow someone is totally gonna quote me on that one).
...and 21 WHAT?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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