penkitten
Master Don Juan
* rats you out to the stewartess and gets free peanuts
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
they arent in packages but they are pretty tight
Eternal...you're missing the entire point. You had NO business saying what you did. You are a moderator and are supposed to be setting an example. When you randomly insult people while telling other people not to flame you're being a HYPOCRITE and are not going to be taken seriously or respected.
Why is it so hard for you to understand this very, very simple concept?
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Originally posted by penkitten
they arent in packages but they are pretty tight
sounds like fun...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Hey...can we finish here? then you can have all the freakin' peanuts ya want...
*goes back to mile high-ing*
Well, if your boyfriend were more able to comprehend the initial post and just admit that he was being a hypocrite and delete his OWN flame in his post telling others not to do that I would not have had to come up with a "joke" that would offend him to illustrate my point.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Did I say 16? That was typo. I clearly meant 21.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
So Sexy, you gonna give AFK a chance now? He feels left out of the fun...
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
21...oh gawd...
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Hate to blow your little fantasy guys, but airlines don't even give out peanuts anymore, lol. So um... go have some fun with trail mix or whatever that crap is they give now.
Wyldfire... we're over it. Why don't you give that frame of mind a try?
And AFK... Can I see some ID please?
Wyldfire... we're over it. Why don't you give that frame of mind a try?
And AFK... Can I see some ID please?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Hey...USAirways still gives out peanuts. They're in the little silver and blue packages that say "USAirways", so the stewardesses and peanuts and airline sex can continue without a hitch...lol
and eternal: NO thats not a complaint...21..oooh yeahs
and eternal: NO thats not a complaint...21..oooh yeahs
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Wow. I'm surprised. Every time I've flown lately (Delta, Jetblue, Song...) they had no peanuts. Something about peanut-allergies being a death risk, lol. They gave us crappy chips instead. Bleah.
I feel very deprieved now. I want nuts! (wow someone is totally gonna quote me on that one).
...and 21 WHAT?
I feel very deprieved now. I want nuts! (wow someone is totally gonna quote me on that one).
...and 21 WHAT?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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