"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Moaning Neighbor

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There is 50 something years old guy who lives right above me and every time his girlfriend comes over they have continues sex and the bed makes squeaky noise and the lady moans like a porn start. I barely can sleep whenever they are on it. I'm thinking about telling him about it. Or maybe call him in the middle of it next time it happens. What do you all suggest?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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My neighbors have loud sex as well. At night I turn on a box fan to drown them out.
 

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leave an anonamous message under his door saying that he sounds like a squeeling wild boar when he orgasms...
 

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I hate to say it but I think im that guy. And it is never me making all the noise either - and I do feel quite bad for my neighbors.

It helps if your friendly with them. It would be alot easier to ease into the conversation. I try to make sure all my windows are closed (made that mistake a couple of times before and had security at my place - no bueno. We have alot of gated security communities here)

If its any consoliation to you - I wish there was something I can tell you. But its hard to tell the plate to stfu. Know what I mean? Anything short of putting a pillow over them doesnt really help.

Some of the women I sleep with are conscious about it though.

If I were your neighbor and you approached me about it I would sincerely apologize and then buy you a fine scotch for your troubles. Because I know for sure its hard for me to control the plate im with for that night. Blue Label would fit the bill, no?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ask him politely to do it on the chair instead. A little duct tape for her mouth might be a nice touch as well. Seriously though. A box fan would work pretty good. I have slept with one going at night for years. It drowns out noises that would normally wake me up.
 

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The box fan idea seems pretty good but I want to be able to sleep. I generally have trouble sleeping so introducing box fan will certainly not put me to sleep.
 

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amoka said:
The box fan idea seems pretty good but I want to be able to sleep. I generally have trouble sleeping so introducing box fan will certainly not put me to sleep.
Try the box fan just for the heck of it. A little white noise while you are sleepin is a good thing. To put an end to it, may just need to have a chat with the guy. Be cool. Tell him you envy him and all, but it's really causing you not to get much sleep. Could get after him and tell him they sound like two cats hung over a clothsline. Just kidding.....
 

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5string said:
Try the box fan just for the heck of it. A little white noise while you are sleepin is a good thing. To put an end to it, may just need to have a chat with the guy. Be cool. Tell him you envy him and all, but it's really causing you not to get much sleep. Could get after him and tell him they sound like two cats hung over a clothsline. Just kidding.....

Box fans are great.

I've been using one since I was a kid. I cannot sleep without one.
The way it drowns everything out is nice.....
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Talked to him about it today. We'll see if it happens again... lol
 
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