"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Moaning Neighbor

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There is 50 something years old guy who lives right above me and every time his girlfriend comes over they have continues sex and the bed makes squeaky noise and the lady moans like a porn start. I barely can sleep whenever they are on it. I'm thinking about telling him about it. Or maybe call him in the middle of it next time it happens. What do you all suggest?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My neighbors have loud sex as well. At night I turn on a box fan to drown them out.
 

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leave an anonamous message under his door saying that he sounds like a squeeling wild boar when he orgasms...
 

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I hate to say it but I think im that guy. And it is never me making all the noise either - and I do feel quite bad for my neighbors.

It helps if your friendly with them. It would be alot easier to ease into the conversation. I try to make sure all my windows are closed (made that mistake a couple of times before and had security at my place - no bueno. We have alot of gated security communities here)

If its any consoliation to you - I wish there was something I can tell you. But its hard to tell the plate to stfu. Know what I mean? Anything short of putting a pillow over them doesnt really help.

Some of the women I sleep with are conscious about it though.

If I were your neighbor and you approached me about it I would sincerely apologize and then buy you a fine scotch for your troubles. Because I know for sure its hard for me to control the plate im with for that night. Blue Label would fit the bill, no?
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Ask him politely to do it on the chair instead. A little duct tape for her mouth might be a nice touch as well. Seriously though. A box fan would work pretty good. I have slept with one going at night for years. It drowns out noises that would normally wake me up.
 

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The box fan idea seems pretty good but I want to be able to sleep. I generally have trouble sleeping so introducing box fan will certainly not put me to sleep.
 

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amoka said:
The box fan idea seems pretty good but I want to be able to sleep. I generally have trouble sleeping so introducing box fan will certainly not put me to sleep.
Try the box fan just for the heck of it. A little white noise while you are sleepin is a good thing. To put an end to it, may just need to have a chat with the guy. Be cool. Tell him you envy him and all, but it's really causing you not to get much sleep. Could get after him and tell him they sound like two cats hung over a clothsline. Just kidding.....
 

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5string said:
Try the box fan just for the heck of it. A little white noise while you are sleepin is a good thing. To put an end to it, may just need to have a chat with the guy. Be cool. Tell him you envy him and all, but it's really causing you not to get much sleep. Could get after him and tell him they sound like two cats hung over a clothsline. Just kidding.....

Box fans are great.

I've been using one since I was a kid. I cannot sleep without one.
The way it drowns everything out is nice.....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Talked to him about it today. We'll see if it happens again... lol
 
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