"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mixed some rap tunes for yall

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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:up:


Mix some some too short, sage francis, atmosphere, non prophets, igia and abilities. They on myspace.
 

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Myspace don't work for me cause I took flash off my browser. It speeds **** up without it. Glad you like it :rockon:
 

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Waaaaaaaaaaa? I use flash all the time, flash don't slow things down.

Give me specs for your processor, memory, and video cards, I'll suggest a way to speed things up.


Get them off emule then and mix them. www.emule-project.net
 

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It's an AMD 900mhz. Old school dude. Flash kills this thing.

Hey if you got some songs you want mixed email them to me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yea I have, PM me email.


Even a 900 will do things, you need more memory, 256 or better yet 512, and good video card, and 7200 rpm hard drive, or like me, a 15000 rpm scsi drive.
 

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How do you mix again? Dont u use some sorta audio editing program? I know you dont use serato
 

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Mixing is an art. You can't just mash two songs together that wont work with each other. Track selection is very important and the songs have to kinda add to each other somehow, to get a great mix. I use this software program to mix mp3s. Kinda sux but i dont have cash for CDJs
 

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Create Reality said:
Mixing is an art. You can't just mash two songs together that wont work with each other. Track selection is very important and the songs have to kinda add to each other somehow, to get a great mix. I use this software program to mix mp3s. Kinda sux but i dont have cash for CDJs
Yeah I know I mix vinyl and we got one CD turntable. What program do you use? Traktor? I used that before I hopped on some real turntables. i still dont own a setup though. Hopefully I get a summer job lined up.
 

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It's VDJ. I don't like the EQs on it because you can't adjust where the cut is, but it does mix the tracks :rockon:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Here are 8 personality types that women find disgusting:

Hippie
Nerd
Redneck
Prejudice, Ignorant and Proud
Insecure and Needy
Afraid man
Mommy's boy
Argument man
Unattractive on purpose


Those four words and one comma qualifies that old fart to those I highlighted. Besides, who cares what he thinks of rap. He's a 51 year old virgin. Only thing that fellow could do is seduce some old FUG after he learns the game.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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