"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Mixed some rap tunes for yall

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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:up:


Mix some some too short, sage francis, atmosphere, non prophets, igia and abilities. They on myspace.
 

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Myspace don't work for me cause I took flash off my browser. It speeds **** up without it. Glad you like it :rockon:
 

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Waaaaaaaaaaa? I use flash all the time, flash don't slow things down.

Give me specs for your processor, memory, and video cards, I'll suggest a way to speed things up.


Get them off emule then and mix them. www.emule-project.net
 

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It's an AMD 900mhz. Old school dude. Flash kills this thing.

Hey if you got some songs you want mixed email them to me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yea I have, PM me email.


Even a 900 will do things, you need more memory, 256 or better yet 512, and good video card, and 7200 rpm hard drive, or like me, a 15000 rpm scsi drive.
 

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How do you mix again? Dont u use some sorta audio editing program? I know you dont use serato
 

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Mixing is an art. You can't just mash two songs together that wont work with each other. Track selection is very important and the songs have to kinda add to each other somehow, to get a great mix. I use this software program to mix mp3s. Kinda sux but i dont have cash for CDJs
 

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Create Reality said:
Mixing is an art. You can't just mash two songs together that wont work with each other. Track selection is very important and the songs have to kinda add to each other somehow, to get a great mix. I use this software program to mix mp3s. Kinda sux but i dont have cash for CDJs
Yeah I know I mix vinyl and we got one CD turntable. What program do you use? Traktor? I used that before I hopped on some real turntables. i still dont own a setup though. Hopefully I get a summer job lined up.
 

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It's VDJ. I don't like the EQs on it because you can't adjust where the cut is, but it does mix the tracks :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Here are 8 personality types that women find disgusting:

Hippie
Nerd
Redneck
Prejudice, Ignorant and Proud
Insecure and Needy
Afraid man
Mommy's boy
Argument man
Unattractive on purpose


Those four words and one comma qualifies that old fart to those I highlighted. Besides, who cares what he thinks of rap. He's a 51 year old virgin. Only thing that fellow could do is seduce some old FUG after he learns the game.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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